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Captive bolt pistol

When a man ejaculates rapidly, unexpectedly and with greater-than-average force and velocity into the unwitting face or forehead of his girlfriend / wife / partner, thus leaving them with a stunned expression.

This is inspired by the captive bolt pistol that psychotic killer Anton Chigurh uses in the movie 'No Country for Old Men'. His victims have no idea what's coming and when they do it's too late.

The device itself is usually used to stun cattle or livestock before they are butchered.
"Man, my girl was giving me the best BJ last night and before I knew it, I'd totally fired a captive bolt pistol right in her face... she was pretty stunned!"
by QuinnyT October 28, 2009
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Vagina bolt

I gave that slapper a vagina bolt
by Sam October 20, 2004
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Off the BOLT

1) When somebody’s going insane… their bolts have come loose
2)Same as off the chain but white people don’t have to say it sarcastically anymore like they're making fun of saying off the chain (but in reality they use the word all the time!)
3)A bolt will come off when its not screwed on tight enough- therefore “off the bolt” can imply baggy vaginal labial or rectum.
1. Calm down Lil, you're off the bolt!
2. Djonik is off the bolt!
3. Her ba dunk-a-dunk is off the bolt. She's been places!
by Ckopapyk September 9, 2004
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carriage bolt

(noun, USA/SAE Standard) A bolt having a round head with a square, ribbed, or fluted boss underneath it. The function of the boss being to bite into timber to prevent the bolt turning while the nut is being tightened.

This term is often, and wrongly, considered interchangeable with "coach bolt", which is UK/Australian slang for a lag bolt. This may seem a trivial inconsistency to the layman, but is a mixup which has cost innumerable companies lots of money and confused a huge number of people.
One may perform a quick test to determine whether an item is a carriage bolt or lag bolt/lag screw: Is it driven (tightened) by its head or can only nuts be driven up it? If the former, it's a carriage bolt, if the latter, it's <i>probably</i> a lag bolt.

Origin: Old French <i>cariage</i>, from <i>carier</i> &#8216;carry&#8217;; bolt (unchanged), Old English. There is no reliable information as to whether the carriage bolt got its descriptor through the manufacture of carriages/coaches or whether 'carriage' refers to the fact that such a bolt is a load-bearing item.
Goddamn, I hate these translated instruction manuals. This thing just tried to tell me to use a screwdriver to tighten a carriage bolt!
by Ike January 26, 2005
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Barry Bolt

A man in the autumn of life who demonstrates a level of speed previously achieved during a bygone youth.
"Did you see that Barry Bolt at the Queen Mother Sport Centre yesterday? He ran so fast, his toupee flew off"
by RKc November 27, 2013
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uasian bolt

An asian who sprints in the hallways of school so they can be the first one to class. You will normally see them going up and down stairs really fast. Good luck catching them.
Person 1: Woah who is that kid running down the stairs really fast
Person 2: Thats a uasian bolt
by kid asian February 4, 2017
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