fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.

Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.

by February 19, 2021

Lateral bloom

Lateral bloom is when two countries with complementary resources form a strategic, mutually-beneficial partnership, resulting in prosperity and a flourishing of both of their economies, education, and people.

The relocation of an up-and-coming IT firm from Bangalore to Armenia created lateral bloom for both economies.

by GlobalistaFC December 01, 2016

Bot Bloom

When a player of low skill and/or level obtains ridiculous RNG (Random Number Generator) whilst attacking another player in a video game. Bot bloom allows players of low level and/or skill to have ridiculously accurate aiming and/or damaging abilities.

Particularly frequent in games such as; Fortnite, Runescape and League of Legends.

"Yo peep this fucking bot bloom, I'm getting LASERED!" ~ Said TSM MYTH
"Any one got a fucking med-kit? This fucking noob had bot bloom," ~ squealed Ninja
"Holy fuck this game is dog shit. Every noob out here killing me with fucking bot bloom," ~ complained Tfue
"AHHHHHH! How is a freaking AK outgunning my Purple pump?" ~ screamed NickEH30

by Vincy_nut_rag_mcgee May 16, 2019

north bloom

nickname for a short person

wow he’s such a north bloom. only 5’2!

by notelbow January 06, 2021

blooming grove highschool

a shitty town where there isn’t anything to do. Overrunned by red necks and fake thugs

Have you been to blooming grove highschool

by heaibsisbsb October 14, 2021

Full Bloom

When a male furry performs a pretzel maneuver with his legs behind his head and a hole in his suit, thus exposing his anus.

He reached the state of full bloom, and everyone could only watch in horror.

by ThatCrazyPotato July 18, 2021

Anal bloom

The fetish of liking how the shape of your anal looks like. The closest thing I can use for metaphor is how people have some hobbies looking at a flower's anatomy and seeing it in an elegant way like taking pictures of a flower blooming except it's the anal.

The way this anal stretch and squeeze is exemplary as well as the curves it has just brings naught but happiness to a monsieur like mine especially as it stretch and squeeze like no others! OH HOW THIS ANAL BLOOM!

by TrashIdiot February 11, 2021