Blaine

Blaine is your cool but terrible math teacher. He loves to joke around and be sarcastic. He usually has some crazy hair. He cares about other people. When you get to know him, he is such a lovable person.

Do you know Blaine
Yes! He is so funny.
I know! what a great guy.

by Oliviaspamspeople December 19, 2018

Blaine

Blaine is an angel until they’re forced to show people that they can be the devil. When they love, they love hard. They’re very loyal and honest. They can be a bit hard to love and understand due to not healing from childhood traumas, when they have potential to do so. They can be rude and obnoxious at times which can push people away that are big on peace & respect. They are very stubborn in all things, their food, friends & money. They can come off as harsh, when being honest. They are very freaky which causes them to be a bit promiscuous. They also have a shit tone of weird kinks. Kinks that would make a vanilla sex lover gasp.

Blaine can be a bit different, but there can only be one.

by Medusadidnothingwrong November 23, 2021

Blaine

The act of having no bitches

Dawg, you’re such a Blaine, get some bitches then come talk to me.

Common synonyms are Tyler Hood, and Franco.

by Skylersdad16 September 10, 2023

blaine

Blaine is better then anything in the world. he is so cool better then Orvil's fat fucking tits.

Blaine your cool and better then orvil :) plz do it i wanna prank my brother

by Blaine da best August 12, 2021

Blaine

is a very sarcastic person but truly cares a lot. blaine has a big heart, she is kind, caring, generous, and sweet. she knows how to treat a person right. she is a happy person and is always up for a good time. she always makes sure there is never a dull moment lived. she's very lucky and kind hearted. she's also strong. she is a very good friend anyone would be lucky to be her friend. she is a chill person. she likes to see everyone happy. she has little patience but she doesn't let that get the best of her. she is an amazing person.

I wish I was more like that Blaine

by anonymous October 24, 2020

Blaine

A terrific friend who has excellent taste in music. Loves the Beatles, reading, and taking long drives across the town. The best listener and is always down to go on an adventure! Overall just plain awesome

Person 1: omg who is that doing it in the road?
Person 2: oh that’s just Blaine.

Person 1: I wish I was Blaine

Person 2: dont we all

by Carolynheroin December 31, 2020

Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.

“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”

by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025