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Betty Crocker

To make prepackaged baked goods.


Use of this term is meant to replace the word "bake". It acknowledges the absence of baking skills so no one confuses literacy with talent.

Can be used with products of other names.
I Betty Crockered some muffins last night.

I'm going to Betty Crocker a cake tonight, want a piece?
by Seriously this is ridiculous February 4, 2009
mugGet the Betty Crockermug.

Jerome Bettis

Arguably one of the greatest running-backs ever. Jerome ran for 13,662 yards in his NFL career, spending most of his time with the coveted Pittsburgh Steelers (arguably the greatest NFL franchise ever). Jerome is also a highly regarded bowler and also loves to eat his BBQ potato chips. He led the PIttsburgh Steelers to victory during his final season in Super Bowl XL
Guja: Jerome Bettis sucks.

Weaver: You're a handjob Guja, Tom "I'm a Litte Teapot" Brady sucks way more.
by SteelerJav May 28, 2006
mugGet the Jerome Bettismug.

Bouncing Betty

When your ballsack is so large and droopy you can almost use it as like a bouncy ball when your bored during quarantine
Friend1: what’d you do over quarantine

Friend2: I was playing with my bouncing betty
by Hahadonkeyballs April 15, 2020
mugGet the Bouncing Bettymug.

stale betty

I found a wrinkle and a gray hair this morning... I'm such a stale betty.
by StaleBetty September 8, 2005
mugGet the stale bettymug.

Bomb on Betty

Term for having a destructive diarrhea explosive like defacation
Oh my God! I'm about to Bomb on Betty in this bathroom!
by Jme2tall October 10, 2018
mugGet the Bomb on Bettymug.

Bettie Babbles

Mesmerised & speechless at anything to do with Bettie Page Beautiful
Bettie,s foto gives me the Bettie Babbles stockings, high heels, spanking, whip
by Iron Eagle January 9, 2015
mugGet the Bettie Babblesmug.

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