by hughmuffin97 December 14, 2017
by A guy with a 12 ft penis December 29, 2022
The namesake of Lil Barnacle.
by spotlight ah moonlight ah March 06, 2024
Barnacle:
A person who attaches themselves to a team and sees games by filtering out free ticket offers from ticket holders, whales, who can't go.
A person who attaches themselves to a team and sees games by filtering out free ticket offers from ticket holders, whales, who can't go.
I paid $100 for each ticket and this barnacle thought he could get them for free. I ain't a whale, man. Kick rocks.
by Raskull King November 04, 2022
After anal sex the woman gives the man oral directly afterwards with no washing or wiping of the male organ before oral
by Ghost Fish April 23, 2016
where mackenzie duckworth and bradley sherrington shit in each others ears and rub their inny and outy belly buttons together until they poo and wee
by barnaclehead42 July 02, 2023
An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when she thought that she had readied their lavish Milwaukee loft for company, she discovered that her husband, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy February 23, 2018