barker

A person who is 'all bark and no bite'.

Commonly acting threatening, but in reality they are really harmless. They are the complete opposite of a biter.
Jake, can you quit being a barker?
by that ominous guy April 14, 2015
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kayleigh debra barker

She has huge cankels, that weigh her down when she walks. But she gives good neck ;)
by Nevaehisnotsugargay May 06, 2019
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Carnival Barker

Carnival Barker is an absolute legend probably most aura apart from Peter Franklin to ever walk the planet. Agnus is such a bitch, you didn't hit the spaceship you little retard.
I want 'Carnival Barker' to give me a lap dance.
by HowToTrainYourFaggon July 01, 2024
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Rianna Jade Barker

Best. Sister. Ever. PERIODDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Cayden :Have you seen, Rianna Jade Barker today? Well I mean the most amazing sister since 2001!
Carter: Yeah! I saw her in her room watching YouTube and doing her hair. We are supposed to go Pokémon shopping later with Tyler and Kaylyn.
Cayden: Can I come?
Carter: Sure! Let’s get the Mew Booster Box!
Cayden: Yay!
by CaydenALuckyBrother April 19, 2022
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miss barker

“Who is miss barker “
The mother bear from goldilocks
by Myteacherisawhore.com December 27, 2017
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pulling a Barker

To flash your balls accidentally at an old Vietnamese lady collecting sea weed.
This morning I was chased by an old Vietnamese man after he saw me pulling a Barker at his wife.
by derettahs October 14, 2020
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Ralphie barker

Born possibly in 1928. Was the main character in a Christmas story and my summer story
Rip Ralphie barker
by Nascarfan2007 January 16, 2023
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