Burrito brothers 

When a girl is giving you and a friend a hand job and she presses your dicks together to form what looks like a nice, long burrito.

Man, I got reefed by those burrito brothers last night.

Burrito brothers by Lithiumion03 October 30, 2016

burrito butthole 

A phenomenon wherein the tortilla is so tightly wrapped around a burrito's filling that a structural weakness develops.

Eventually, the burrito's innards begin protruding from a thin point in the tortilla, causing the mixed juices of the burrito to seep out. The juices typically mimic a brown color and thin viscosity that resembles anal leakage. Hence, the resultant orifice of the burrito is referred to as a "burrito butthole".

Commonly manifested in the gargantuan San Francisco-style burritos served at Chipotle.

Person #1: "Oh no, I'm starting to get a burrito butthole."

Person #2: "Quick, suck on it before the juices start to escape!"

Person #1: (Sucks on burrito butthole)

Person #2: "Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about..."

Person #1: (Stops sucking on burrito butthole. Slowly begins walking away from Person #2.)

burrito butthole by PhiloSophie December 15, 2008

burrito fallout 

This is a phenomenon that occurs when you're jammin' on your burrito and the contents are ejected through the opposite end, falling into your lap. The cause is due to improper wrapping technique.

"Yo! Your bean burrito is all in your lap, ese. If homes had made it right, you would't have the burrito fallout!"

burrito fallout by BottomMover October 9, 2005

Burrito Dick 

Any penis that isn't circumcised, generally a Mexican's.

Janet: Did you fuck that one boy, Liam?
Brittany: Absolutely not! He's got a fucking burrito dick.

Burrito Dick by curvedsquad February 6, 2018

burrito sleeve 

A latex sleeve into which your beefy burrito snugly fits, so none of your sauce drips into your woman's lips.

Don: "C'mere, baby, Donnie's gonna make you feel like a real woman tonight."
Mel: "Whatever...just wrap that thang in a burrito sleeve first, big boy."

burrito sleeve by StevieTheOldFrigginFart September 26, 2017

burrito slapped 

the act of slapping someone across the face with a burrito. meat tends to fly across the room.

SLAP!
Guy #1: What the hell was that?
Guy #2: You just got burrito slapped bitch!

burrito slapped by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 29, 2008

Burrito Perspective 

When viewing a burrito one notices there are two ends: The front end and the back end. Typically the viewer would have no idea which end of the burrito is front or back, therefore determining the burrito's left and right sides vary in relation to it's orientation on a plate. One must view the burrito as it's own entity therefore the burrito establishes it's own left and right sides, subsequently rendering the ability to to establish a burrito's left and right sides completely impossible.

J: Dude I'm fucking hungry.
E: Yeah man me too, lets see what's in the fridge.
E: Check it out man there's two burrito's left! Which one do you want?
J: Ummmm... I'll take the left one.
E: Good, the right one is bigger.
J: I meant left from the perspective of the burrito.
E: FUCK!!! you just blew my mind!(head explodes)

Burrito Perspective

Burrito Perspective by St. Pierre Holland March 28, 2009