safe budget

It is an oxymoron. Mixture of the word "safe" to denote something that is good and the word "budget" to denote something that is bad.

safe budget means that it is within budget
as in its a good budget

by Dins25 January 2, 2009

Big-Budget Splat

A big-budget Hollywood movie that has lots of special effects and did well at the box office, but got a bad Rotten Tomatoes score.

Examples:

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Suicide Squad
Transformers: Age of Extinction

The only things in theaters right now are Big-Budget Splats.

by whiteboyz36 November 14, 2017

Low Budget Bidet

A Low Budget Bidet is one of 2 things a really cheap Bidet or a Squirt Bottle

Damn After That Taco bell Supreme burrito crunch I need to wash my asshole with a Low Budget Bidet

by Q tron15 August 26, 2021

Banana Budget

A Banana Budget is the end-of-year scramble to spend leftover funds, typically by a business owner, manager, or department head, just so the money doesn’t “go bad.” If the budget isn’t used, next year’s allocation might get reduced, so people start buying unnecessary stuff just to peel through the remaining cash.

Coined by Moden Agency, a creative advertising agency in Indianapolis, to describe the classic “use-it-or-lose-it” spending spree at the end of a fiscal year.

"Why did Marketing just order 14 bean bag chairs and a neon sign that says ‘Synergy Happens’?”
“End of year Banana Budget, bro. Use it or lose it."

by Dack Fayden October 27, 2025

Beer Budget

Beer Budget is typically the most important part of your budget, unless you live in a Libtard state where you are forced to pay $15 for a pack of smokes, in which case your Smoke Budget is more important. For some reason, Democrat leaders believe that Cigarettes are bad for you, but from my personal experience, its quite the opposite.

Without your beer budget, there would be no positives left in life. Life is about 2 things. Beer and Pussy. Sorry I mean Beer and Work. Without beer you can't work, without work, you can't afford your beer budget. Its really like an abusive relationship where your Woman doesn't let you fuck her for some unapparent reason. At least with the Work-Beer relationship, you get both, with a Sexless Marriage, you put in the effort, but you don't get to put your dick in her.

Billy- "My Beer Budget is out, FUCK!"
Cody- "What you gonna do, you need beer!"
Billy- "Im gonna head on down to that name bodega and rob their asses."
Cody- "As long as you get that 30 rack, thats all that matters!"
Billy- "Damn Straight!"

by EricSparks November 6, 2025

november budget

when the uk government fucks everyone over except themselves

with this November budget with the labour wankers they have fucked everyone over

by fuck labour November 26, 2025

Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.

I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.

by New English July 6, 2010