by Raygun13 March 30, 2016
Get the booze bruised mug.Jessica came back with abg bruises on her shins from walking into the table at the club booth every time she wanted to get her a shot of Henny (abg juice)
by anonymous September 30, 2022
Get the ABG Bruise mug.Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!
by Dwreck November 14, 2018
Get the willy bruises mug.An injury inflicted by words or a certain configuration of noises, symptoms may include discoloration of face, ego. Weeping ( ocular, vaginal or anal)
If you experience a word bruise that lasts for more than 4 hours, run away and find an adult.
Common treatments for word bruises are;
Face diapers, phenobarbital, crying with kittens and ball growth encouragement thereapy
If you experience a word bruise that lasts for more than 4 hours, run away and find an adult.
Common treatments for word bruises are;
Face diapers, phenobarbital, crying with kittens and ball growth encouragement thereapy
Why are you walking funny?
I have a word bruise on my sphincter , someone said I look fat in this dress.
You do!
Now I have a word bruise on my vagina! It feels like its full of sand!
I have a word bruise on my sphincter , someone said I look fat in this dress.
You do!
Now I have a word bruise on my vagina! It feels like its full of sand!
by redflag73630 July 16, 2018
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meaning: A bruise received while playing the position "goalie" in a number of sports. Often received from being hitting with the ball/object.
meaning: A bruise received while playing the position "goalie" in a number of sports. Often received from being hitting with the ball/object.
in a sentence:
1,"Hey man, that shot gave me a really nice Goalie Bruise"
2,"Man that shot gave me a Goalie Bruise"
3,"OW SHIT, That's gonna give me a Goalie Bruise"
1,"Hey man, that shot gave me a really nice Goalie Bruise"
2,"Man that shot gave me a Goalie Bruise"
3,"OW SHIT, That's gonna give me a Goalie Bruise"
by Soul_Invictus April 5, 2021
Get the Goalie Bruise mug.A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.
This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.
"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"
"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"
by Greaser pirate November 26, 2022
Get the Bruise Cream mug.The soreness following up a good fuck.
by GairBear March 1, 2013
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