Sliced bread

Whole Bread (1723-1779) was a warrior from the 17th century who is most well-known for defending the town of Breadland. Born and raised in Breadland, he was the only child in the family and was abused by his parents. He ran away from home at the age of 8 when his father threatened to cover him in mayonnaise. He was kidnapped by fat people with fancy hats, being forced to work for them and their cooking business. However, he escaped at the age of 12 and was taken care of by breadnolologists until he was 17. After that he moved to Starchville, working as a butcher for 4 years. The 21-year-old Bread soon decided he wanted to join the Breadland army. He moved back to his hometown and was accepted into the military. He fought in many battles and overtime became a famous soldier. On June 5, 1779, he was once again kidnapped by the fancily hatted chefs he had met at an earlier age. They attempted to suffocate him using various meats and cheeses as payback for his escape. He killed several of the chefs, but was sliced in half by the leader, thus earning the nickname "Sliced Bread." Since then, the saying "the greatest thing since sliced bread" was coined in honor of the lost soldier.

This snack is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

by jugglablepotato23 September 3, 2013

Brady

Nigga with a fat dick

"Damn is you a Brady? Cause you got a nice cock."

by BigThiccDicc December 19, 2019

breadbin

A nickname given to the lead singer of Panic! At the Disco, Brendon Urie. Fans often call Brendon "Beebo" or "Breadbin". Sometimes used as sarcasm using the name "Breadbin Urine."

I love Breadbin, I can't wait to see him at the Panic! concert tonight!

OmG brEadbiN urInE is a fUckinG rAt!1!1! hE useS autotuNe anD can'T sinG weLL!1! whY do pEopLe likE hiM?1?1!! (sarcasm)

by lxvelyjosh March 16, 2017

So...you like bread?

Its when you are having an awkward conversation or you are trying to flirt with someone you say it.

Person 1: -says something -
person 2 - so...you like bread?
Person 1- What? o.o

by @Jarashparadise January 19, 2015

St. Louis Bread Co.

Bagels enjoyed by the awesome people of STL. If you call it Panera while in St. Louis people will slap you in the face and force you to call it the way people say it in St. Louis. Just called Bread. CO.

St. Louis Bread Co. is freakin yummers.

by Mrs.RobertPattinson November 8, 2010

canned bread

bread in a can

canned bread is the greatest thing sinced sliced bread

by penguin27 April 20, 2004

butthole bread

Slang for stuffing. Usually only seen around the hoildays. Its in reference to the bread mixture shoved up the turkey's (or turduckin if your fancy) ass. Taken from an episode of family guy

"man that butthole bread was good!"

by portablepotty January 12, 2013