bork

to put your pinky toe up somebody's nostril

Jennifer: Why is your pinky toe up my nose?
Jalloupé: Because i felt like borking you
Jennifer: I would prefer you not bork me
Jalloupé: I like the way my pinky toe feels in oyur nostril

by #IChooseChoccy January 6, 2017

Bork

A type of truck that will forever reign in the hall of fame of vehicles.

You see that Bork truck over there? That things fuckin sick

by Moose69420 July 4, 2020

bork

To break or render useless something complicated, often in comical fashion. Often used in computing / programming contexts.

I made some changes to the code that I didn't test well enough, and now the whole thing is borked.

by anonymous December 5, 2020

borked

it's like barking but funnier so in the seed of your dog saying bark bark he says bork bork and the action that he did was he borked.

my dog totally borked at me today

by a fucking furry July 27, 2020

bork

Someone who is acting like a bitch and a dork at the same time!

Oh come on Kate, stop being such a bork!

by jtothenine December 13, 2010

Bork Bork Bork

Swedish Chef’s favorite sentence

Um gesh de bork bork bork!

by Riyffxr April 13, 2021

Bork

A medium sized dog’s bark, also medium toned

Guy 1: Man, my dog won’t stop borking
Guy 2: Maybe she has to pee and needs to go outside

by agirlwithnames October 9, 2019