1. A sausage convention where people compete for the biggest weiners by
stroking their dicks until the balls achieve the color of blue.
2. A festival where musicians play erotic-sounding music by shafting each other with the ends of their saxophones and trumpets until their testicles turn into the color of blue.
3. A music festival in Lucerne, Switzerland.
stroking their dicks until the balls achieve the color of blue.
2. A festival where musicians play erotic-sounding music by shafting each other with the ends of their saxophones and trumpets until their testicles turn into the color of blue.
3. A music festival in Lucerne, Switzerland.
Me: Fuck Holmes your dick just poked me in the eye!
Bal-a-Balz: damn straight! I just won this year's blue balls festival. U bitches better recognize!
Bal-a-Balz: damn straight! I just won this year's blue balls festival. U bitches better recognize!
by Hornishmaus July 30, 2016
When playing an instrument such as a guitar, and your band plays a song where you will have a killer solo, but the band stops playing right before your solo. You are left helpless with musical blue balls.
Jack's garage band was playing One by Metallica and stopped playing the song right before Jack's big guitar solo; Jack had anticipated his solo so much that when he did not get to play it, he got musical blue balls, or MBB.
by John8 November 02, 2007
by Bad Obnauticus November 02, 2009
What one gets after hours and hours of meetings discussing a decision and the decision is never made.
This is the 4th meeting we've had this week to discuss whether or not we should we should order more paper for the copier. Someone needs to make a decision - I've got Corporate Blue Balls!
by BB63 December 05, 2012
The uncontrolled act of whimpering when a man who ain't gettin' any of anything sexual besides what he looks up, upon seeing something in real life that is incredibly sexy, the man lets out a sad whimper deep down from his balls.
by DannyMc93 September 23, 2009
by Mr. Survivor February 27, 2020
The frustration that builds up in men who often have very attractive female friends who perpetually "friend zone him". This condition often leads a man down the path of marrying the first woman that comes along who will let him put his dick in her.
Any nice guy married to a complete bitch who used to have a lot of really hot female friends, suffered from years of social blue balls.
by furie27 August 18, 2010