blooming onion

way of saying how garbage a person of color's haircut is. especially if its bunched up on the top of their head.

person 1: that nigga got a wicked haircut.

person 2: that shit looks like a blooming onion.

by busa quikie August 12, 2024

Blooming

To ejaculate. Usually screamed.

"Aw fuck dude... dude... I'm... I'm... I'M BLOOMING!!!

by YourLocalMicrocelebrity April 5, 2024

dirty bloom

are farted 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

farted dirty bloom lol

by sharrt September 17, 2021

madison bloom

she is a rude, swearing girl who thinks she is cool at but everyone hates her

ewww! it’s madison bloom

by hippommmm October 11, 2020

Blooming Prairie MN

A place that will kick your child out of school because they dont meet gpa criteria. Instead of giving them any form of help they give you a temporary IEP until they can find somewhere to put your under-achieving child. Almost on all occasions a blooming prairie MN has shitty dine in aswell. All food is moldy.

My child was just blooming prairie MN'D time to find a place where he/she is appreciated.

by Sirhardknocks January 30, 2021

Bloom/Jay

This Person Is Incredibly Kind And Amazing. They Are Vv Pretty And Swaggy. They're Also Vv Hot. Everyone Loved Bloom. Not As Much As Kai Tho proud. -Ps. They Have A Piss Kink shocked

Bloom/Jay Is So Swaggy And Pretty, They Are Amazing.

by Kai.Koo August 6, 2021

rose in bloom

A woman's vagina on its period.

Jerry : have you fucked the new chick???

Deech : no I found out the hard way.
Jerry: what do you mean???
Deech: she has a rose in bloom....

Jerry: well I'm going to try and earn my maker's mark yay.....

by Femoralslasher December 7, 2014