the black hole

When a male or female gets their anus plunged by cocks and then you drop an object in the anus and it appears to be non existent.

Linda Kon got her asshole fucked by 5 black guys. Then one of the guys dropped a marble down her poop-shoot and it dissappeared into the black hole.

by The Konnie December 25, 2009

jesus vs a black hole

The ultimate showdown.

What will decide the end of the universe? The jesus vs a black hole battle.

by wtfersdf September 1, 2006

porn black hole

In the early days of the internet when pop-up porn ads burst onto the screen so fast that you could not go back a page fast enough, thus getting caught in the porn black hole.

Man, I was at my parents house doing some porn surfing when I got caught in a porn black hole.

by WhatsUpper August 24, 2010

Troll Black hole

When somehow you collapse upon yourself while in debate with a troll. Not realizing you have been trolled until you have fallen victim.

Troll alternate account "okay guys the state of california is actually going to outlaw obesity, we must stand and fight!!"

You "That could never happen, its a violation of our civil rights and what it means to be an american!"

Troll "Whos to say whats american you god damn liberal!"

You "Im not a liberal asshole. I dont even vote or really care!"

Troll "lol"

You "oh fuck me! Troll black hole"

by Troll Stopper September 22, 2011

Banter Black Hole

Someone who not only does not add to any nascent banter, but, whenever they are around, the banter disappears due to their incredible density and the unbelievable absence of their banter. Often shortened to B.B.H.

He's a complete B.B.H. Banter Black Hole

by banterousness September 23, 2011

Fortnite black hole

something that’s been on the screen for the past 24 hours.

Guy1: have you seen the fortnite black hole on fortnite?

Guy2: yes, typical gamer had like 500,000 viewers it was crazy

by Person2271919 October 14, 2019

Cognitive Black Hole

Whenever someone takes a dogmatic position that only leads into a confined recursive feedback loop of confirmation bias, thus further reinforcing that given belief and making it impossible to escape.

Kanye West - "Jewish people control the media and the entertainment industry."
*gets cancelled for antisemitic remarks*
Kanye West - "See!?..."
dude - "damn, Kanye fell into a cognitive black hole."

by cutza November 3, 2022