One Eye Bass

When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus prompting her to give you an incredulous look from one side of her face.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.

When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.

While doing it doggy style with my girlfriend, I ejaculated into her without prior consent. She gives me the one eye bass, and proceeds to kick me in the nuts.

by Alan Chan September 11, 2008

sea bass

Cam Neely's character in "Dumb and Dumber". He spits in Harry's burger and then is tricked into buying Harry and Lloyd lunch. Later on March 25, 2:15 am sharp he bumps into Lloyd at a truck stop for man love.

"Kick his ass Sea Bass"

by Hrsmndpg April 25, 2006

bass clarinet

100 million times better than the clarinet. Looks like a saxaphone, but better. A heavy instrument that requires harness or neckstrap. reletive of the clarinet.

boy 1: i play the bass clarinet
boy 2:i play the clarinet
boy 1:your'e gay

by andrew August 10, 2004

delicious bass

A gift given to a special friend when your Uncle Rico tries to sell her herbal suppliments to enlarge her breast area, usually wrapped in aluminum foil.

I caught you a delicious bass.

by Slut Sandwich January 13, 2005

Bass Junky

A bass junky is a term used for people who are addicted to EDM (Electronic Dance Music), especially those that involves heavy bass, such as Dubstep, D'n'B, etc.

Teacher: One of these days, I'm going to see 25-year-olds wearing hearing aids because they always have their music turned up too high.

Friend: *looks at me*

Me: So? I'm a bass junky; I can't help myself!

by WildmanWyatt January 26, 2014

Sea-Bass'd

Inserting your hand, in a fish-shaped pattern, in-between someone's thighs and rapidly slapping the inner thighs back and forth.

Getting "Sea-Bass'd" is when one individual, of genuine demeanor, approaches another individual and suddenly stops and stares at the second individual until the approached party becomes concerned and raises the alarm. Usually, this will consist of hailing the approaching party with a typical social response, e.g. "Hey", "Hello?", "what's up Man/Girl?", or perhaps if the two parties involved are not on familiar terms (which makes the sea bassing epic) "May I help you Sir/Ma'am?". At this point the party conducting the Sea Bassing quickly lowers their posture and inserts their hand, flat and erect, in-between the target's legs and slaps the inner thighs with their hand over and over again, mimicking a live fish that has, somehow, found its self outside it natural habitat and within the domain of a strange land-creature's legs. This should be continued until the approached party has retreated. If done correctly, the initiating party may exclaim: "You've just been Sea-Bassed". This is an example of a "Front-Bassing", the most difficult Sea-Bassing to accomplish since the target is fully aware of your intentions for strange activity.

by Hot-Tuna May 14, 2013

joshua bassett

joshua bassett is a singer/songwriter/actor. he is mostly known to play ricky bowen in disney+ original series, “high school musical: the musical: the series”

joshua bassett is my celebrity crush!

joshua bassett is a really talented actor

by lissythefab July 31, 2021