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Bat Signal

When a man takes stretches out his scrotum with his hands, then someone puts a flashlight behind it to illuminate the shadow on the wall.
Ray-Ray's wife was greatly suprised, when she arrived home, opened the door to her bedroom, and found her husband sending her the bat signal.
by zion August 19, 2004
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Bat Fitch

a fat bitch but better, bigger than big absolutely MAHUSIVE!
holy shit look at the size of that bat fitch
by "the TWAT" January 22, 2009
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bat-fuck insane

bat-fuck insane is the adjective meaning "in a state of bat-fuck insanity"
It is often used to qualify gravy, old bicycles, wizards and the like.
The symptoms of bat-fuck insanity include sudden urges to watch Batman, to fly, to succomb to the total madness of the woooooOOOrld, and to rip cats in shreds.
Contrary to unpopular belief, somebody who is bat-fuck insane is NOT more likely to become mad at a zoophile than to become mad about Zoophilia.
"My mom cut my cat in two, spread his internal organs on the table and started throwing plates at the TV"
"Congratulations ! and what did you do ?"
"I used my cat's kidneys to replace my ears because I couldn't hear the sound of the TV anymore"
"I totally hear you bro"
"well I can't hear you because I have no ears"

-A normal conversation between two bat-fuck insane people.

famous quotes :
"You am bat fuck insane" - Santa Claus after his shower.
"This cheese will sound good on your grave" - Deadmau5 to his dead mouse
"I like trains" - a certain guy
by Omoraru January 28, 2012
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Bat Juice

A drink containing any type of Bacardi.
Don't forget the 151, that bat juice is the shit!
by elypsar June 11, 2004
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Bat Dad

A loud, obnoxious parent at a kids' little league game who gets into verbal and physical altercations with the opposing team's parents (often due to drunkenness). They have delusions of grandeur that their kid is the hero of his or her team, and that all other little league teams pale in comparison to theirs.
Bat Dad: "Oh yeaaaah! OH YEAAAAHHHH!!! South Park is goin' doooown!Feel it comin'! You ain't got a chance, South Park! Here we go, Denver, here we go! Huh, huh! There ain't no way some little mountain kids can beat Denver, not with MY son on second base!"
by Meatballs James April 23, 2009
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bat cave

A bat cave is a really disgusting vagina. a Vagina thats a bat cave could be considered really hairy,old,dry,wide,or a whores vagina.
dude i was going to get with this one chick, but she had a total bat cave.
by DaTheRussianBear November 16, 2006
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Bat Shit Crazy Bitch

A woman who is completely insane beyond the capacity of regular insanity, or craziness.
Glen Close in Fatal Attraction was a Bat Shit Crazy Bitch

Lorena Bobbitt was a Bat Shit Crazy Bitch.

Man 1- "That chick is gorgeous."

Man 2- "That's my buddy Dave's ex, she drove his own car through the front living room of his house. She's a Bat Shit Crazy Bitch."
by SardonicAnthony July 25, 2011
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