Someone who transcends awkwardness in social situations, and even can control it and use it to their own advantage. An Awkward Lantern is somebody who can talk to anybody, and redirect any awkwardness in a conversation unto the other parties, by refusing to acknowledge it. Named after the superhero Green Lantern, because whereas a Green Lantern has control over the color green, an Awkward Lantern has control over awkwardness. Although they are rare, awkward lanterns are usually very adaptable and quick-thinking individuals. A true one can be dangerous if not a friend, because they have allies in the most unexpected places.
by mrblonde267 September 6, 2007
Get the Awkward Lanternmug. When you're watching a movie and actors start to sing. You feel so embarrassed for them and your eyes start to tear.
"Dude, why is Sigourney Weaver singing 'Back in the U.S.S.R.?' I'm feeling such awkward transference right now."
by lewibrysh April 11, 2009
Get the awkward transference mug. When a moment becomes overly embarrassing, discomforting or inconvenient for all involved in the moment, except for the person being awkward, as they are unaware of their loserness qualities.
When this moment occurs, in particular in Perth at Uni Games, you are entitled to say the phrase "Awkward. As. Fuck. " You are also allowed to abbreviate this to AAF, so the perpetrator does not know you are referring to them as the person being Awkward as fuck.
When this moment occurs, in particular in Perth at Uni Games, you are entitled to say the phrase "Awkward. As. Fuck. " You are also allowed to abbreviate this to AAF, so the perpetrator does not know you are referring to them as the person being Awkward as fuck.
Walking into your hotel room and your roommate is lying there naked with a hand towel over his groinal area. "Zac, WTF are you doing! Umm.... awkward as fuck"
by phildo22 November 1, 2010
Get the awkward as fuckmug. "good seeing you today, sorry i didnt say hey i was in a hurry i think i was only there for like 35 mins haha"
-Awkward Facebooker to good looking girl
-Awkward Facebooker to good looking girl
by B1GTENCHAMPS September 16, 2012
Get the Awkward Facebookermug. use two hands and lift them about temple high and move them foward and backward mildly from temple to ear
melissa instructs a guy to lift something off the scanner and instead signals a plane to land. this is then known as the awkward mel
by angelo aka kid fresh May 15, 2008
Get the awkward melmug. Going to a birthday party and not knowing anyone but the person who's birthday it is. In this situation you would be considered an awkward puppet.. Poor you..
by jelydas March 25, 2010
Get the Awkward Puppetmug. Mostly happens around Thanksgiving or Christmas time when you see your family relatives you haven't seen in a year and it's completely awkward and you have nothing to talk about.
Sitting at the thanksgiving table causally eating my pumpkin pie with my relatives, we have nothing to talk about, its relative awkwardness
by Archibald Jones September 29, 2009
Get the Relative Awkwardnessmug.