i love you

The three words that a girl craves for. In a guys eyes, the exact words that you say just to get the girl in the bed. I love you means something at some point. But when you are a teenager and a guy pressures you to have sex and they say "If you love me, you'll do this" it is the direction to regret and guilt. trust me i know. I love you are the words that contain the pain that a girl finds after she makes that mistake. I love you, are only words.

guy: i love you
girl: i love you too
a few days later
guy: wanna have sex?
girl: no, not now
guy: If you love me, you'll have sex with me
girl: okay
she regrets everyday and hears those words during her sleep

by megan schwartz February 19, 2008

i hate you

wow what a nice thing to say

i hate you jimmy

by ihateapples10 September 3, 2018

i hate you

i have extremely strong dislike for you.
you are a twat, idiot, cunt, imbecile, loser, moron, bitch, bastard, really horrible person, retard, knob (insert many more insulting words)

dweeb: i love you!
me: i hate you!

by hella good June 6, 2005

I LOVE YOU

I WANNA BE WITH YOU FOREVER UNTIL WE DIE. THAT MEANS THAT I WANT TO BUY A HOUSE WITH YOU AND HAVE YOUR KIDS AND START A FAMILY WITH YOU AND TRAVEL WITH YOU AND MEET YOU AND I WANNA MEET YOUR FAMILY AND YOU CAN MEET MINE AND WE CAN LIVE HAPPILY AND GET MARRIED🥺😩😭 i want to do so much with you in life like omg. i just want to kiss you and hug you and cuddle with you and spend all the holidays with you like omg. i want to spend valentines day with you, halloween with you, christmas with you, highschool and collage, i hope we go to the same collage together that would be so cool 🥺 just imagine like woah

“NO I MEAN, I LOVE YOU LOVE YOU. THIS IS FOREVER. THERE IS NO END TO THIS.”

by VopeSammie February 14, 2021

I luv You

What a person says to their girl/boyfriend when they do not want to commit to saying "I love you"

Boy: I love you Ashley
Girl: Aww, I luv you too
(sheesh that had to hurt!!)

by AshleyF88 February 10, 2003

I see you

A phrase that is used to cat-call/subtly compliment a girl who looks visually pleasing (has a hot body).

Ex: Girl is at the beach with her bikini on. (her booty is clearly visible)
Group of guys pass by and check out the girl and think she's hot.

Guys: Damn baby girl, I see you!

by borsprflow March 30, 2017

I loaf you

I LOAF YOU.

meaning "I love you" but in a friendly yet mocking way. Noting about love and relationship. All about nonsense and real friendship.

It is not being GAY. saying it doesn't make you gay.

yeo dude!
thanks for the ride. I loaf you!

by youtellme123 February 23, 2010