arizona muppet

During a prostate exam the doctor forces him or her arm into your anal cavity and works your mouth like a puppet!

Last year at my prostate exam, my doctor made me his Arizona muppet and worked my mouth like a puppet!

by AzRev January 30, 2022

Arizona Firefuck

When two partners douse their genitals in gasoline, light them on fire, and proceed to have anal sex.

“Hmm.. what should we do tonight?”
“How about we have an Arizona Firefuck?”
“Dude, no way, I still feel my singed ass hair from last time!”

by Dav, I lost my ID April 28, 2022

Arizona Accident

When a person moves to Arizona for college, only to drop out and get knocked up by their cousin, quite the Arizona Accident.

“Yo, you hear what happen to Lauren? Bitch went to the University of Phoenix for school, got knocked up by her cousin, then had the balls to come home for Christmas with an Arizona Accident still growing in her belly, she couldn’t wait to tell the rest of the family!”

by Franky4Fingerz August 8, 2021

Arizona worship

The position where one grabs a female's butt from her front around the waist, in order to get a close-up view of said butt.

Man, her ass was so fine , I had to give it an Arizona worship.

by bluNOTHING November 13, 2015

Arizona Sunshine

Basically a makeshift pringles fleshlight with little bits of pringles dust

Joe:Hey, I know you have a fleshlight. May I borrow?
Henry:Yeah I do, a newly crafted DIY one. Wanna try it?
Joe:Sure!

After minutes later

Joe:fucking hell my penis is dry as fuck
Henry:Must've forgot to clean it off, felt like the Arizona Sunshine eh?

by Ezekhg2 December 26, 2020

arizona assplay

When a male/female gets a cactus needle shovedup their rectum for sexual pleasure and bleed out of the anus.

Paula: Why won't you sit right?
Martha: Oh because Timmy gave me a rough Arizona assplay session last night that needed band-aids.

by Poopcicle July 12, 2014

arizona time

The only true legit time zone there is.

Bruh 1: Yo bruh, it's 420! Let's get lit!!!
Bruh 2: Not yet, bruh. It ain't 420 in Arizona Time yet.
Bruh 1: *weeps in beer and low vibrations*

by Robert@SanDiego March 27, 2020