Android

The worst graphics and video quality you can find on the planet.

Hey I got an android
His friend: WHY WHY WHY

by Delicate food June 3, 2022

android oyun club

android oyun club is an epic website where you can download free apk for paid or free games with or without cheats.

mehmet: yoo ahmet why dont u play minecraft with me?
ahmet: aint gonna pay 50 liras for a mobile game
mehmet: you dont have to pay dude download apk from android oyun club

by caucasiansexhaver69 July 18, 2022

Android energy

When a woman gives you wierd energy and have a wierd way of talking

Associated:

Hairy fanny
Stinking fanny
Dry lips

«Yo, see that chick over there? I met her once and she gave me heave Android energy».

by EliasXi November 10, 2022

androidblast1

an android from space made by the mad scientist

ur mom androidblast1

by bobscorner November 20, 2022

Android

A POS "smart"phone (really just "phone") that people who want to seem quirky and different get to make a crap conversation starter. Objectively worse than iPhone in every way except for a couple of "customization" features that people use to feel better about their choice in devices.

These devices usually only get one or two years of updates compared to the 6 years minimum that all Apple devices get. Some models made by Samsumg are literal bombs not permitted on airplanes.

Normal person: Hey, can you AirDrop me those photos?
Android user: I acTuaLlY haVe aN aNDRoId wIth 6gB oF mEMoRy!!!1!! My dEvICE is tOo fAncY fOr aIrDrOP sO i ActuaLLy can'T.
Normal person: My iPhone has half the memory and literally has twice the battery life, features, and performance. Could I see those photos?
(Sees Android pics)
Normal person: Nevermind, I don't want those photos. The original iPhone takes better photos.

by notaratio March 19, 2023

android drone

Someone who is to obsessed with the future and is to poor to afford and understand that apple is just better

Android drones are so annoying

by FegalGamer July 28, 2023

android drone

Someone who thinks that android is the future and are too poor to afford something actually good

The dumb android drone user

by FegalGamer July 28, 2023