by Mitko July 16, 2008
Get the Alessandra mug.Alyssa is very insecure. a lot of people say she is pretty but she doesn’t believe the comments because she thinks she isn’t pretty. she compares herself to other people and makes herself even more insecure. but when you get to know an alyssa she is very kind and nice. she always finds a way to put relationships before herself. she will go the extra mile for you. Alyssa’s tend to be very lazy. you may ask her to go out and she would say yes and cancel last minute because her show started to get good or she’s just to lazy to get ready and go out. Alyssa is thicc but is very insecure about that too because she thinks that it makes her look fat. But guys fall for her personality and her looks because she is beautiful inside and out. When you get to know an alyssa very well she may tend to be very weird and funny. she may jump around and do weird things and say weird things in a funny tone. overall alyssa is an amazing person to keep close to your heart. she has the best advice and will always be there for you even if she can be a little of a sassy pants sometimes
Guy 1: yo look at alyssa over there
Guy 2: oh she looking hella fine today
Guy1: did you bang yet
Guy 2: i couldn’t even get close to her because she slapped me for asking
Guy 1: Damn let me try
Guy 1: wanna ..
Alyssa: *kicks him in the yk what*
Guy 1&2: WE UNDERSTAND
Guy 2: oh she looking hella fine today
Guy1: did you bang yet
Guy 2: i couldn’t even get close to her because she slapped me for asking
Guy 1: Damn let me try
Guy 1: wanna ..
Alyssa: *kicks him in the yk what*
Guy 1&2: WE UNDERSTAND
by YOLO=ya only live once February 27, 2019
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A asian person with hella weird dimples that look like you drilled a hole into them and has a penis and a vagina that shows off how long and thick their dick is but actually a pathetic chode gets huge boner when he sees a person called jay and ejaculates out of the blue with hella ton of cum that fires like a gattling gun and doesnt have the foreskin on her penis
Random person Ew today i saw a girl with a penis and a pussy when we were getting changed in the changing room
Random person 2 i think thats a Alyssa chan
Random person shes so disgusting she always sucks on her own penis and gets it to ejaculate and sucks all the cum dry
Random person 2 ew thats gross as fuck
Random person yea and i heard that she can close off her pussy so fast that it can slice off a penis
Random person 2 i think thats a Alyssa chan
Random person shes so disgusting she always sucks on her own penis and gets it to ejaculate and sucks all the cum dry
Random person 2 ew thats gross as fuck
Random person yea and i heard that she can close off her pussy so fast that it can slice off a penis
by yourshittasstegood November 19, 2019
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Person1: do you smell this?
Person2: oh yeah. It smells like a victoria's secret perfume! I bet it's Aleksandra.
Person1: yes! And look at her perfect booty
Person2: oh yeah. It smells like a victoria's secret perfume! I bet it's Aleksandra.
Person1: yes! And look at her perfect booty
by Danielle_1 December 29, 2016
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by caerriepie143 May 10, 2018
Get the Ayessah mug.Alesea is a gorgeous girl with an amazing voice she is really nice unless you get on her bad side so don't do that. She has a big family and a sister that is adopted she has a crush on a boy but don't want to tell. She loves everyone she has a kind heart. I f she see a a homeless person she needs money to give them or she will cry she is a very kind hearted persons but she is very sassy.
by Alesea November 28, 2018
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She is the closest any living being will ever get to heaven.
She is the closest any living being will ever get to heaven.
Once you've had Alyssa, all you want is more.
by Alyssa'sMan May 16, 2019
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