Auto-Pillock

Similar to Auto-Pilot, A noun for a person who seems to go around all day automatically being a pillock to someone.

John: Hey, you look fat today *Walks Off*
Jess: He just walks around all day doing that.
Tom: Yea thats because he's an Auto-Pillock

by RandyPancake November 10, 2010

auto jerk

The act of receiving a hand job from a woman that has parkensons making her hand continuously shake.

I just got a auto jerk from that old woman over there.

by Door gunner September 6, 2017

Auto SMASH

When your pee pee so hard that it takes control of your brain and makes you automatically insert it into people because you are just that horny.

I started auto smashing all the people in my chem class because I couldn't handle no nut november.

by Agent 42069 November 10, 2019

Auto Pirate

To automatically Pirate files using an RSS or similar feeds in uTorrent or similar Torrent programs.

All my favorite shows are set to Auto Pirate.

by Message.Man1 July 10, 2011

Auto-DJ

someone who drives around with their stereo so loud that everyone in the general area hears the song

When Bill was at a stop light his stereo was up so loud everyone knew he was bumping Michael Bolton. He's such an Auto-DJ

by u face biatch October 9, 2008

auto viral

Runaway viral autonomy; it's when AI/generative/LLM/etc. autonomously executes or creates words, code, images or actions that are detrimental and continues to rapidly replicate and disseminate it automatically.

Ever since that AI went auto viral, none of the gas pumps are working anymore!

by calholli June 12, 2023

Auto-yeet

The process of unconsciously throwing oneself away from something, often happens when electrocuted.

“Dude! Are you okay?! You got electrocuted!”
“Yeah, don’t worry, I auto-yeeted away from the wire so I only crashed into a wall.”

by YoungestOfTheThree March 12, 2020