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Andres

A guy that everyone thinks is the most innocent of the group but is really the most sexual one and gets all the girls. Despite his sexual drive he has a tiny penis, often ranging from 1 - 2 inches. He would usually have a girlfriend (with a name like Eve) who he would send incredibly large text messages to. His friends would mock him for it by saying they look like essays.
Oh look at that innocent guy, he's such an Andres.

Me: Who's that guy hanging out with all the girls?

Friend: Oh, that's Andres, he's with his friends from choir.
by basicallyadictionary February 11, 2019
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He works at a smoothie place and plays guitar. He doesn’t get a lot of girls but he always has at least one girl completely in love with him.
That’s the Andres, the boy you like? He looks so much worse in person.
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His psn is McLovn_1 and he loves sweaty balls.
His instagram is AndresSantillan
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Stupid nerdneck who is so bad at everything
Andres is so stupid
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Andres is an unique creature. It can be set apart from other species by it's tendency to be extremely homosexual. Like for example he likes to touch other guys's thighs and moan very loudly. He lives in the sewers of Detroit and eats dead fetuses.
Kren: OMG, did #Andres really rape those kids?
Spencer: Yeah, I think so, but did he only rape kids?
Kren: Nah, I got BUTTRAPED too :'(
Eric: SOOO sad
by Bobby Westside March 30, 2019
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Andrés is a baby boys name the name andres comes form Spain and it means brave,manly,sweet and much more you will be super lucky is your have an andres in your life as a friend or boyfriend. If you have them as your boyfriend your will learn so much form him your not going to stop laughing your going to be super happy every day
Andres is the best
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Has a sexy mustache typically wears glasses still a virgin likes to wear all colors of shirts used to stutter lost the super to red on will now has wavy hair likes mom jeans but only when someone else is wearing them and is typically know as that one kid and likes to do stuff sometimes
Hey do you know that one kid?

You mean andres yeah
by Lil error April 16, 2019
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