Alfie

Someone who says they have a big nob but need a microscope to get a site of it

Alfie have you put it in yet?

by nannymcphee123backagaininsidem May 9, 2023

Alfie

Name for a boy or a dog, if used in the latter option it is defined as a stupid, rabid, annoying little creature that smells of shit

“Alfie has shit on the bed and has been a bold boy”

by 632008king September 26, 2023

Alfie

Alfie is a kind boy and is a really nice boyfriend.he’s a good friend and probably has a friend called my cha cha.Alfie is a guy that will have loads of girl friends and is never single.Alfie is a pretty,hot boy

Girls come to Alfie he’s a nice boy

by Freya dabslls November 16, 2023

Alfie

very silly guy. His daily activities consist of farting constantly ad it STINKS. He also burps, stinky guy. smelllllyyyyyy

did you see that guy? He's definitely an ALFIE
How did you know?
Can't u smell his arse?

by DylanPleaseBustInMe January 28, 2024

Alfie

Alfie is a disgusting, vulgar, scum of the earth flatmate whose needs putting up against a wall and shooting because why is he so grim and dirty. Can’t live in peace with this bigot. He is a family fiddler heard he chose to go an inch forward into his mum and also an inch back into his dad.

Person 1: How are your new flatmates ?

Person 2: he’s so disgusting he’s such an Alfie

by Lydia xox February 2, 2024

Alfie

my handsome man who i love very berry much

me when Alfie :o

by Cheese.but.w.a.z October 21, 2024

Alfie

a short sexy man with a huge dick who would be willing to cum for the queen and britain

alfie is hot

by your mu July 3, 2024