Alaska

Alaska,
sometimes its hot sometimes its cold. Thats all there is too it.

Person A: Hey, so whats up with Alaska?

Person B: Im not sure but the weather sure is messed up

by 907ALASKA907 August 31, 2019

gentle alaska

The act of masturbating an octogenarian using only the slightly greased soles of your feet

"What did Gertrude do after she left the senior center last night?"
"I hear she gave Milton a gentle Alaska..."
"Well, she did just get a pedicure yesterday..."

by KhaleesiDani47 May 9, 2017

striking it rich in alaska

When you pour motor or crude oil into a girl's asshole or vagina, so that when you shove your dick in, oil sprays out.

Guy 1: I was striking it rich in alaska with the girl last night
Guy 2: Nice, you're practically part of OPEC

by MilkyEggWhites September 19, 2016

Alaska Tea Spill

The act of icing your genitals before tea bagging someone.

"All serious Fortnite players keep frozen water on hand; when tea bagging isn't cold enough to establish dominance, go frozen balls to the wall and hit em with the Alaska Tea Spill.

by ClintEast October 15, 2023

alaska

like really cold place

im moving to alaska

by nannibananni November 2, 2023

Alaska Violet

The best bloxburg youtuber

''Have you heard of Alaska Violet, the youtuber?''

by MintyBanana January 26, 2024

Alaska

Alaska is an amazing person, she is creative, funny and very smart. She can instantly become friends with anyone she meets and she will brighten their day. Alaska will stick with you in your hardest times and she knows when something is wrong. If you know a person name Alaska you are very lucky.

You have been blessed by Alaska

by anonymous July 29, 2022