accidental chode

when a girl is about to give her boyfriend head and he says he has a jurassic dong and when the magic moment begins she pulls down his pants only to find a stubby little chode hanging without care.

sherry went over to her (huge) boyfriends house only to be supprised by an accidental chode.

by joe chode August 20, 2007

Accidental

The awkward and extraordinarily painful experience of accidentally having anal sex because there's too much "spring" during normal sex.

I've never had anal sex, except for that one accidental.

by CornSalad June 28, 2011

accidental dick

Where you send freaky texts to a guy for a while and y’all end up getting it on;) but you didn’t want that to happen

so I got some accidental dick yesterday but it wasn’t that bad

by Xxyyzzz May 4, 2018

accidental creampie

The act of accidentally ejaculating inside the vagina.

Have you seen that porno I sent you?
You mean the one with the accidental creampie?
Exactly.

by ipsq June 17, 2015

Accidental Douche

The act of bath water non intentionally entering a woman's vaginal canal while she relaxes in the tub.

1.

Oh rats! I totally did not intend to wash my vagina. Another accidental douche for the books!

2.

"Hunny, you're leaking"
"Oh don't worry. That's just the result of another accidental douche."

by RenGen July 7, 2016

accidental thumb

When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.

Two people messaging on FB:

Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."

thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 9, 2016

accidental penetration

When two guys who claim to be straight “accidently” penetrate one another but still call themselves straight to mask their true intentions

Hahah bro, I heard Drayton and Charlie had a little accidental penetration last night.

by Bruthr Pooti January 23, 2018