Tanner

A bitch that is a assfuck

that guy is a tanner

by james harson March 1, 2018

tanner

A guy that is ugly, stupid, and a wee bit homosexual. Tanner is also a name for a duchbag Tanner

Man you duch your name must be tanner.

by hiiiii fjf[nrwjf May 9, 2019

Tanner

The biggest tool in the school

That kid always has his shirt off checking himself out, what a Tanner

by jokesFurDays January 25, 2018

tanner

straight up egghead since he cut his hair who has to deal with the craziness of new hope club
also a great photographer

tanner means a legend
tanner is an egg

by cookiemonstergee October 13, 2019

tanner

sleeping whenever you think about the person; one who is constantly asleep.

sam: dude the bitch fell asleep on me last night.

freddy: she was pulling a tanner?

sam: ya

freddy: no girls would pull a tanner at deja vu.

by xx123x43x November 3, 2008

Tanner

Australian colloquialism referring to a person who punches or maims small children and/or foetuses (whilst still in the womb)

Origin: Australian case of E. Tanner, the woman who 'murdered' her friend's unborn foetus by repeatedly punching her in the womb. Authority for the Australian law that you cannot kill an unborn child, opening the floodgates for a string of cases of child-loathing women 'self aborting' their babies/babies of their acquaintances.

Hey, could your sister babysit for me tonight?

No, she's a tanner- she would probably damage your offspring.

by vandalizedovary September 11, 2009

tanner

Tanner is a boy who thinks he's all that, but in reality he's insecure and rude. He'll play with girls to make himself feel better but they always ditch him. Any girl who dates him should watch out, if the relationship ever seems too perfect, he's cheating, dont trust him, date anyone else, he's a egotistical bitch with no dick.he is a asshole.

Britney: Omg im dating tanner now!
Tiffany: girl what even, ditch his ass hes a jerk.

by shade thrower 69 January 22, 2017