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oppai loli

oppai lolis are an enemy for healthy society.
IF they exist, then God isn't real and civilization is DEAD.
If oppai lolis exist, do the final solution protocol of total T-OL-D
Total Oppai Loli Death to be enacted to save globally the human morality.
"Hey teach do you want to release your milk in my big mushy two pillows?"

"No... But... Uh..."

"Well, do you want a taste of oppai loli boobs?"

"Uuhh.hh.h.h..... Please, Jesus Christ.."
by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t March 10, 2025
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Lolies

When I fucking idiot weeb doesn't know how to spell Loli
Lolies are the best characters in an anime
by Anime Degenerate May 22, 2021
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loli

a (female) character that looks way younger than they are ,, i.e if theres a character that still looks 10 but is actually 18 for whatever reason . would also like include the like . 1000 yro dragon girl trope
a lot of animes use lolis as an excuse for pedophilia D:
by LupyPup July 25, 2025
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Loliest Lolis

1) an ancient phrase that is said by a divine french fry
"They’re not the loliest lolis dont worry. I've seen younger"
by lolifandom88 March 29, 2021
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Loli

A anime girl who looks like she's 6 but she's actually 3000 years old, also it's illegal to have loliporn, thankfully
Jon: these Loli's are cute

Bob: be careful the FBI might arrest you
by Lolloli September 12, 2022
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Loli

A young-looking female character. They have a small stature, a young-looking face, and small breasts. Their age can go from a children to an adult, their behaviour from childish to adult-like, and their maturity from immature to mature. Contrary to the popular belief their bodies keep getting old even if they all look the same.
Guy 1: "I like this loli."
Guy 2: "Dude, that's a child."
Guy 1: "No, this is an adult."
Guy 2: "But they have a child's body."
Guy 1: "A person stops being a child when they turn 13."
Guy 2: "..."
by Kurogami December 18, 2022
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Loli

An abbreviation of the word "Lolita"
It originates from the book "Lolita" penned by author Vladimir Nabokov.

1. Used to refer to sexually attractive young girls, usually between the ages of 9-14.
(Please get some therapy if you're an adult and are attracted to 9-14 year olds.)

2. Used as a slang to refer to a young anime girl who is sometimes older than they look physically or mentally.
(Examples: Kanna Kamui, Shiro, Shinobu Oshino, Victorique de Blois, Qiqi)
Person 1: My waifu is Rory Mercury!
Person 2: Isn't she a loli? She looks like a 13-year-old.
Person 1: No, she's actually 961 years old, not 13. I'm not attracted to little girls.

The FBI is watching you.
by eweeeeeee December 22, 2021
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