A cock sucking cunt who loves to be penetrated. He loves UNC with all of his cock and would suck off any player for a worn jersey.
by Ihategays222 April 6, 2022
Get the Haydenmug. by Lmao what even December 11, 2018
Get the Haydenmug. Can also be called a Gabe, he likes hentai and anime tiddies. His favorite pass time is saying the n word and making ahegao faces. He’s a soft eboy that likes to skateboard but buys too many shoes. He is also pretty gay.
by I’mGonnaKermitSewerSlide December 8, 2019
Get the Haydenmug. Hayden has game, that part is mad true. However, he hasn't learned yet that having lasting relationships is next level up. Hopefully, Hayden is capable of trying it sometime. Or, just find someone who is willing to share, let him be him, and also still get nudes. I hear Hayden sucks dick too? Hayden should aim to find a girl who is about that life and have a suck off. I bet she'd win. You'll often find Hayden hanging around random dj booths, especially at festivles or gatherings. Word to the wise, if you aren't strong enough or self aware enough he might hurt you. So come correct, or don't come at all. While not everyone agrees with Hayden's ways, you can't deny he is good at what he does. He has a good brain, but not the best. He is a light, but like the Walmart brand that goes dim after you buy into it.
Hayden: "You're the coolest girl I've ever met."
Her: "I know."
Hayden:"I didn't think I'd ever find you."
Her: "And you never will again."
Hayden: "Have you graduated high school?"
Her: "Dude I'm 35. But I'm the hottest 35 yr old you'll ever fucking meet."
Hayden: "Can I meet your kids?"
Her: "Never."
Hayden: "I've never felt this way tbh"
Her: "The nights still young, you got this."
Hayden: "Look me up on Urban Dictionary."
Her: "Just make sure you scroll down far enough."
Hayden: "What do you do for a living?"
Her: "I keep my spirit light, my booty tight, and my goals in sight."
Her: "I know."
Hayden:"I didn't think I'd ever find you."
Her: "And you never will again."
Hayden: "Have you graduated high school?"
Her: "Dude I'm 35. But I'm the hottest 35 yr old you'll ever fucking meet."
Hayden: "Can I meet your kids?"
Her: "Never."
Hayden: "I've never felt this way tbh"
Her: "The nights still young, you got this."
Hayden: "Look me up on Urban Dictionary."
Her: "Just make sure you scroll down far enough."
Hayden: "What do you do for a living?"
Her: "I keep my spirit light, my booty tight, and my goals in sight."
by be kind ♡ be smart ♡ be fun ♡ July 7, 2018
Get the Haydenmug. by Jaycechellino October 25, 2016
Get the Haydenmug. Someone who very like disgustingly unattractive. Tend to watch to watch anime to fit in but end up watching dubbed. Now we all know we hate dubbed ass niggas.
by LocalSped. March 29, 2020
Get the Haydenmug. hayden is someone who makes you happy and they don’t even know it. they can light up the room when they walk in. they are very sporty and ideally play lacrosse. all the girls fall in love with them as soon as they see them. haydens are very romantic and sweet and kind. they are very sporty but flirty.
by bellathebest November 5, 2018
Get the haydenmug.