Brendan's Girlfriend

One who is Brendan's girlfriend is the person who is always crying because Brendan hangs out with other girls beside her. Brendan always forks hey yard and it makes her Vietnam daddy sad. When they cuddle Brendan's girlfriend feels uncomfortable because Brendan is a fat lump of shit and can't keep his boner away.

Forrest: Do you see that girl crying over there? Brendan's stripper Dad: Yea, that's prob Brendan's girlfriend.

by BingusDingus December 5, 2019

Dirty Brendan

This is when a man, for pleasure, sticks his own foot up his own ass, then eats the shit he scooped out of it. A partner helps him throw up, so they can both eat it with jizz through a grandparents sock. This usually follows with a dirty Andrew

Dude, me and my old friend did a Dirty Brendan after the reunion last night.

by Dirtyone January 8, 2019

jasmin + brendan

True happiness and what most people would call "true love" :)

i wish i could find real "jasmin + brendan" out there somewhere .................

by thug.nigga.of.the.year September 16, 2009

brendan style

Drinking your whiskey without adding any water, ice or other mixer, also known as neat.

Customer: I’ll have a bourbon please
Bartender: How do you want it?
Customer: Brendan Style!

by Oggb4mp3 October 15, 2021

Brendan Martin

ugliest motherfucker in the world such a fucking pussy

Ew man look at that guy, he looks like a fucking Brendan martin

by I’m a cowboy not a surfer August 18, 2019

Brendan Waters

Biggest mamook on jv lax

Brendan waters is such a mamook

by RSpencer44 April 29, 2021

Boomerang Brendan

When you kiss a girl, slam into her face, and fall back rapidly. The girl should feel as if a boomerang hit her face.

Paddy wrecked Bogard's face with one of the famous "Boomerang Brendan" maneuvers.

by Kyle-the-Cocksucker June 16, 2016