Robert

A FECKIN FIT HUNK OF MEAT

gracey: wow Rob it's soo big

Robert: just close your eyes it will all be over soon...

by Jimmmmmmm69 October 9, 2019

Robert

A weirdo that like to eat cheese

Stop Robert! You smell like cheese

by Potatofishy May 14, 2018

Robert

A german stallion that has a mighty 14 incher and loves coding and making beats. Big D but plays no D

Aye that german Robert is the 2nd "cumming" of Bob Ross

by MarkNutt2000 May 17, 2018

Robert

Ugly and stupid boi who's never going to Oxford.

He tends to buy milk and dildos a lot. Also he smells.

I feel like a Robert today

by Mr. Jarvis November 10, 2017

Robert

a fat baby who eats butter exclusively for lunch and is addicted to madden mobile. He is too afraid to talk to Izzy

look at that obese infant, wow, what a Robert

by jamie42 February 16, 2018

Robert

Is a huge bitch can bot a get a girl and sucks dick alot

Holy shit Robert is a huge dick

by Yfxd October 20, 2018

Robert

Robert has no look with girls and the only one he does get he will keep for eternity. He makes no jokes at all but he has the biggest shlong. He doesnt really understand how humans should communicate and therefore only has few really close mates which is perfectly acceptable. Not whipped by anyone and is sometimes very stubborn. Overall a generally nice guy

The way you are acting today is like a Robert.

by chickenlover1002 November 8, 2018