Dissed & dismissed

After hooking up or dating someone, they disrespectfully dump you & move on

Me: hey Marko, did gee ever call you back?
Marko: no, I keep texting & calling but she’s not responding.
Me: oooosh bro, you got dissed & dismissed!!!

by Kkengleberry November 25, 2019

Diss War

A diss war (most of the time for fun) is where a few rappers make disses against each other and people usually pick sides on who made the better diss and who’s winning, etc. Like if you and your friend rap and you want to do a diss war for fun then you diss each other until the result happens.

yo bro wanna have a diss war?

by dumbnigga23 December 05, 2023

Diss kordiya

usually used for saying that somebody got dissed but in a Bengali accent

after one of your friends roasted you to ashes "omg diss kordiya😧"

by phishh December 26, 2023

disse nødder

Danish slang for "you look very pretty today"

Person 1: "disse nødder"
Person 2: "du lukker bare bøtten mand"

by Hannah disse nødder November 11, 2022

diss theory

a theory created by professional sexists
abdullah and taha

the theory states that:
1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa
2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa

"yo u wrong bro... that statement goes agaisnt the diss theory"

by sexism PhD March 29, 2020

e-diss

Short for electronic diss

A situation in which an individual is engaging in reputation destruction with another individual over the inter-webs.

Synonym(s): Cyberbullying and Capping

Phil: Someone HELP¡ Leighton and Peyton are e-dissing me online and if it continues I will cry¡
Leighton: hah u suc boi u lil limp dick
Peyton: aha u succ son u got noodle arms
Phil: *cries*

by big daddy pj November 12, 2019

Dissing up hearing

When a block in a video game disappears and reappears in a different place in the level.

Those blocks keep dissing up hearing on me!

by January 14, 2021