by Aurora May March 13, 2023
Creature hours frequently occurs from midnight to ungodly hours of the night. Creatures tend to drink and bum around until the wee night with absolutely no intention of doing anything remotely productive the next day after doing creature activities. Let it be known that creature hours is a drinking activity and not even remotely weed related.
by Buckeye123 February 12, 2021
by Joe Pickles October 17, 2023
More formerly known as Xboxicus fatticus, the purple creature can be found lurking and creeping around most highschools. Often found wearing a purple Nike shirt, the purple creature survives by playing excessive amounts of xbox live and eating varying amounts of junk food anywhere's from Big Macs to Dr. Pepper. If you see a Purple Creature in your school be sure to call the local authorites/weight loss group or Jenny Craig for more options on how to deal with it. Please call 1-800-Jenny20.
Guy1: "Hey dude check out that purple creature!"
Guy2: "OMG! his K/D ratio on Call of Duty must be really high!"
Guy2: "Ssshhhh! Be quiet we cannot afford to scare it off!"
Guy2: "OMG! his K/D ratio on Call of Duty must be really high!"
Guy2: "Ssshhhh! Be quiet we cannot afford to scare it off!"
by Grizzlies101 February 06, 2011
A post Cum Cataclysm organism adapted to survive in the cum-drenched waters of the new universe. Equipped with specialized gills and visuals, these creatures are the peak of cum adaptivity. Some Cum Creatures evolved to survive on small landmasses, gaining legs and the ability to breathe out of water, untouched by the Cum Oceans on many planets. These creatures are typically carnivores, stalking the cum shore for aquatic Cum Creatures. Due to cum being a partial life-force, some come creatures are almost hyper-natural in their biology, existing only as strange, amorphous blobs of semen, while still maintaining the ability to move.
by TheArchivist July 27, 2023
This is not the definition of a moist, soft, and slippery substance, typically regarded as repulsive. No, this is a person. A living person that you have some sort of affection towards. This could be your girlfriend, best friend, or even your sisters roommates dog. But, if you are going to communicate with others about your slime, you must swipe your pointer finger underneath the bottom of your nose, followed by a big thumbs down. Use this definition carefully and correctly, or else the slime gods will find you, and kill you.
by jacobwitham405 December 10, 2019
We have a teacher creature for this class. He literally walked out the door in the middle of his lecture because nobody did the reading for today.
by Ereck Flowers November 09, 2018