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Mongolian Mega Punch 

When you stick one fist in a girl's vagina and the other in her anus. Then you lift her up like a bow and arrow and point her at a target, acting like your shooting an actual bow and arrow shouting Harukan! Harukan!
Susie: Gess what?
Mary: What?
Susie:Myboyfriend gave me a mongolian mega punch last night
Mary:Ahhhhhhhhh lucky!!!

Mongolian Fartchery 

A tactic where someone leaves a group of people or a public space immediately after farting. It derives from the tactics of Mongolian Horseback Archery, which involves attacking and then retreating swiftly to avoid retaliation.

Mongolian Fartchery is commonly employed for two reasons:

a) To avoid detection or accusation from others regarding the fart

b) As a spiteful farewell gift for others remaining in the public space
Albus, cut down on the Mongolian Fartchery... everyone knows you're not actually going outside to text anyways.

Mongolian Fire 

A burning sensation of the penis during and immediately following anal sex with a partner that had spicy food the day before.
Indian food? Do you WANT to give me the mongolian fire?!?!
Mongolian Fire by Skinnerr April 5, 2011

mongolian scrouge 

When a girl sucks your dick while you take a shit
Hoss got the Mongolian scrouge at URI

mongolian lolipop 

a little asian man with a piece of chicken balanced on his head
"Dude, Wing Ting Lan is a total mongolian lolipop!"
mongolian lolipop by Sally Kreuger November 3, 2006

Mongolian Yak Crap 

Have sexual intercourse with a woman until she's just about to climax. Pull out, and defacate vigorously on her and her sheets. Get off the bed and flip the mattress over with her underneath it, then jump back on top, bellowing loudly until you finish. Leave her to clean the room.

Works best following a greasy meal. Do not attempt in own residence.
After all that beer, rum, sausage, ice cream, and lobster, banging that ugly chick was a Mongolian Yak Crap waiting to happen.
Mongolian Yak Crap by K. Khan January 30, 2009