Mongolian Taco Punch

A sexual maneuver where a man is fisting a woman who is pregnant and tickles the fetus.

That preggo bitch got one helluva Mongolian Taco Punch last night

by planmandan January 27, 2009

Mongolian Mega Punch

When you stick one fist in a girl's vagina and the other in her anus. Then you lift her up like a bow and arrow and point her at a target, acting like your shooting an actual bow and arrow shouting Harukan! Harukan!

Susie: Gess what?
Mary: What?
Susie:Myboyfriend gave me a mongolian mega punch last night
Mary:Ahhhhhhhhh lucky!!!

by Lucas Reeves April 4, 2010

Mongolian Fartchery

A tactic where someone leaves a group of people or a public space immediately after farting. It derives from the tactics of Mongolian Horseback Archery, which involves attacking and then retreating swiftly to avoid retaliation.

Mongolian Fartchery is commonly employed for two reasons:

a) To avoid detection or accusation from others regarding the fart

b) As a spiteful farewell gift for others remaining in the public space

Albus, cut down on the Mongolian Fartchery... everyone knows you're not actually going outside to text anyways.

by meowfulcopter March 18, 2011

Mongolian Fire

A burning sensation of the penis during and immediately following anal sex with a partner that had spicy food the day before.

Indian food? Do you WANT to give me the mongolian fire?!?!

by Skinnerr April 5, 2011

mongolian scrouge

When a girl sucks your dick while you take a shit

Hoss got the Mongolian scrouge at URI

by Mongolian Scrouge October 2, 2017

mongolian lolipop

a little asian man with a piece of chicken balanced on his head

"Dude, Wing Ting Lan is a total mongolian lolipop!"

by Sally Kreuger November 3, 2006

Mongolian Yak Crap

Have sexual intercourse with a woman until she's just about to climax. Pull out, and defacate vigorously on her and her sheets. Get off the bed and flip the mattress over with her underneath it, then jump back on top, bellowing loudly until you finish. Leave her to clean the room.

Works best following a greasy meal. Do not attempt in own residence.

After all that beer, rum, sausage, ice cream, and lobster, banging that ugly chick was a Mongolian Yak Crap waiting to happen.

by K. Khan January 30, 2009