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Witch's Tap 

The use of a wooden spoon (or an erect penis), to free pastry from a pie tin. Due to current health and safety limitations in the UK, witch's taps are restricted to wooden spoons only in the workplace. Due to the risk of severe burns to the genitals I recommend using a good witch's tap after the pie tin has been allowed to cool.
The gentleman chef needed to give the pies a witch's tap to free them from the muffin tin.
Witch's Tap by THE Frank Spencer August 16, 2008

Witch Piss 

Tha not drinking that Witch Piss again, are tha? Drink a proper man's drink!
Witch Piss by Wild'n'Windy October 24, 2009

witch's cat 

She's got a mott like a witch's cat.
witch's cat by The Strut September 30, 2004

Witch Hunt 

What a guilty Witch screams loud and often when they are close to being prosecuted for a crime that they have committed.
"There have never been any children in my gingerbread house! This is a total witch hunt!"
Witch Hunt by DJ_Trump May 31, 2018

Witch's Cauldron 

To cup ones hand over the anus in the shower, forming a tight seal. Once filled, fart into the water, making a bubbling cauldron sound.
Sorry about the smell in the bathroom, I made a particularly bubbly Witch's Cauldron.

Witch Over Speed 

A specific term for a type of music that sounds literally like a witch or 12 year old girl getting raped, screaming in time over top of extremely fast speed metal. Like I am talking ripping fast.
"Hey, have you heard the song "Haunted Shores? It is a textbook Witch Over Speed song. I fucking love to listen to it when I go ripping."
Witch Over Speed by Filthy_Josh August 29, 2006