Zurtledurk

are evil horrid monsters, live in the mud, fly at night, eat the worms, make a terrible noise. They are the evil characters in a fairy story.
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“The Zurtledurk is such a terrible sight”
Said the Tumshee, her little face pale.
“It lives in the mud and it flies in the night
And eats Tumsheeworms, head, feet and tail!
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by Susie Percival April 21, 2008

Zurtis

Curtis but even more ugly and smelly..and looks like a naked mole rat.. and laugh like if they were sent to a Jewish camp and they liked it..

Friend 1: you look like zurtis lmao

Friend 2: damn you dont have to be so mean to me, now i have to Kermit sewer side :(

by BigDaddyDikk January 4, 2019