zuffler

To Zuffle. A man who wipes his dick on a posh birds curtains

Mate, I zuffled on Penelopes curtains last night

by Bob Hope January 26, 2005

zufff

The sound made when something wizzes past you quickly
Also synonym for something unimaginably fast

That car is so f*ing fast bro....
It's like zufff

by Dr.Zufff September 5, 2018

Zufflewap

When you wipe your penis on the soft furnishings after sex, then slap your partner with it for complaining

I ended up zufflewapping her, because she didn't like me wiping my cock on her pillow

by Gronksucker February 1, 2019

Zuffle Coat

A coat that has had numerous knobs wiped on it after sex.
or
A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains

"I'm just popping out to the chemist's for some more french ticklers,, it's a bit nippy so I'll put on my old Zuffle Coat as my good one's at the dry cleaners"
or
"Careful when you're opening the curtains love, it's got quite a zuffle coat on it".

by Roger Mellie of Fulchester July 1, 2003

zuffle

when i had sex with a posh bird i wiped my cock on her curtain and thats when i tought of the word "zuffle"

put your willy in a posh fanny and wipe you cock on there curtain

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

zuffy

hot mf better than Xan and Reepty 🥵😍

zuffy solos.

by Zuffyfrom63rd May 3, 2022

Council Zuffle

To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a council scheme Barbie house having had sex.

After sex i Council zuffled on the second hand dirty curtains

by Cunted March 17, 2023