Zoned

High or baked after weed or seshing.

Vro I am fucking Zoned right now

by swaggywah June 2, 2017

zoned

Placing a male or female who has feelings for you in a particular group of affiliations eg friend, brother, sister or best friend

She brother zoned me !!!

by Pigin October 22, 2019

Zoned

The highness of smoking weed

I was zoned out

by Prophetda1 March 4, 2022

ZONED

Its like yhe word stoned but instead of being high your constantly zoning out.

Jacob has been so zoned all day

by WACKYJK33 January 28, 2023

zoned

A slang word used when something is crazy or unbelievable. Used often in place of the word “crazy.”

damn, that’s zoned!
“Hey did you hear that a famous person is performing tonight?” “Nah man, you serious? That’s mad zoned!”
“That party last week was fricken zoned.” “Real.”

by MangoMangoMarigold December 21, 2023

Zoned

Surround as or with a band or stripe.

"The artist carefully zoned the edges of the painting with a contrasting color to make the central image pop."

by Arminkshipper June 18, 2025

zoned him out

giving a random annoying guy you just met your phone number

The man who was my age liked me btw, he was trying, so I zoned him out. He still hasn't called me yet, tho.

by Baba-18 May 15, 2022