If you know someone who is so incredibly amazing, heroic, brave, great and can change the world, they are a Zoltan. This is because the real Zoltan, Zoltan Tildy, was an amazing hero who saved us all by risking his life and single handedly defeating Nazi Germany.
Person 1: WOW! That person has got to be the best person that has ever lived!
Person 2: What a Zoltan!
Person 2: What a Zoltan!
by Anonymous Zoltaniest March 28, 2019
by Spidercatgirl February 01, 2019
A completely fictional unit of energy used by Electricians to confuse other trades, Managers and customers.
Generally used to mess with the minds of apprentices or a get out jail fee card on electrical projects when no cunt can work out the problem or fault.
Generally used to mess with the minds of apprentices or a get out jail fee card on electrical projects when no cunt can work out the problem or fault.
‘Im having trouble getting the power back on because of the Zoltan effect’.
‘I can’t put a powerpoint there because of Zoltan factor’.
Electrician- ‘go grab the Zoltan meter for me’.
Apprentice- ‘which one is that?’
Electrician- ‘the one for testing Zoltans you idiot. Don’t come back without it.’
‘I can’t put a powerpoint there because of Zoltan factor’.
Electrician- ‘go grab the Zoltan meter for me’.
Apprentice- ‘which one is that?’
Electrician- ‘the one for testing Zoltans you idiot. Don’t come back without it.’
by Zoltan Technician November 30, 2017
by Dabmakeyourlifefab November 30, 2018
The very talented and kick ass lead guitarist/founder of Five Finger Death Punch. His riffs for Way of the Fist and The Bleeding are most enjoyable.
by Saruman's Army April 09, 2015
one of the best wingers in the country. easily the best ukrinian player alive (well, they don't really have many good players) and he plays for the mighty west bromwich albion!!
by number 1 wee haggis by the way April 02, 2005