Zoltan

If you know someone who is so incredibly amazing, heroic, brave, great and can change the world, they are a Zoltan. This is because the real Zoltan, Zoltan Tildy, was an amazing hero who saved us all by risking his life and single handedly defeating Nazi Germany.

Person 1: WOW! That person has got to be the best person that has ever lived!
Person 2: What a Zoltan!

by Anonymous Zoltaniest March 27, 2019

Zoltan

Classical non shy pothead, usually friendly but could kill you. Kinda cute, but denies it

We’re gonna have a fun Zoltan night today

by Spidercatgirl February 1, 2019

Zoltan

A completely fictional unit of energy used by Electricians to confuse other trades, Managers and customers.
Generally used to mess with the minds of apprentices or a get out jail fee card on electrical projects when no cunt can work out the problem or fault.

‘Im having trouble getting the power back on because of the Zoltan effect’.

‘I can’t put a powerpoint there because of Zoltan factor’.

Electrician- ‘go grab the Zoltan meter for me’.
Apprentice- ‘which one is that?’
Electrician- ‘the one for testing Zoltans you idiot. Don’t come back without it.’

by Zoltan Technician November 30, 2017

Zoltan

A gay music teacher who likes the spank students for fun

“Hey that new teacher kinda seems like a Zoltan, we should stay away from him!”

by Dabmakeyourlifefab November 29, 2018

Zoltan Bathory

The very talented and kick ass lead guitarist/founder of Five Finger Death Punch. His riffs for Way of the Fist and The Bleeding are most enjoyable.

"Zoltan Bathory writes some of the tastiest riffs I've ever heard."

by Saruman's Army April 9, 2015

zoltan gera

one of the best wingers in the country. easily the best ukrinian player alive (well, they don't really have many good players) and he plays for the mighty west bromwich albion!!

gera! gera! gera!

gera = world class (a bit)

by number 1 wee haggis by the way April 2, 2005

Zoltan

Using 3 toys to reach ultimate quick orgasm - the trifecta known as the zoltan. Can be accompanied by a Z shape hand formation and soiled secondhand sex toys.

Going to give myself a zoltan before bed.

by Therealzoltan March 18, 2023