an act, story, gesture that is deemed uncool. Also, a tally of said acts, stories, gestures. If one person recieves five in 24 hours, they must go home, no matter where they are.
"So I went down to the store, and tooootally bought 2 gallons of milk. That's so much milk, right?"
"Dude, zoltan. That's five, you have to go home."
"But we're on a bus!"
"Doesn't matter, get off, and go home"
Using 3 toys to reach ultimate quick orgasm - the trifecta known as the zoltan. Can be accompanied by a Z shape hand formation and soiled secondhand sex toys.
Zoltán Hungarian masculine first name.One of the most popular names in Hungary.
It's an ancient Hungarian name.It means king,princeps.
Name days: 8th March
Boys named Zoltán have beautiful personalities but sometimes they are assholes. You need to be patient with them but its worth it. It is a traditional Hungarian name but it sounds really well. Be grateful if you have a friend named Zoltán at least as much as I am.
X: Hey, do you know who is Zoltán?
Y: Yes, he is over there maybesmoking.