Zoidberging

When you go down on a girl and pull your hand up to your mouth to make a zoidberg like face and you wiggle your fingers around really fast in her all while making the zoidberg whoop.

Man 1: so last night I was going down a girl and I thought to myself "Ima bust zoid" so i began Zoidberging her

Man 2: So howd that go?

Man 1: Not as well I'd hope ... she kicked me in the face and knocked me out

Man 2: Damn that sucks

Man 1: Yeah but it was worth it.... she asked me to do it again.

by Cjgmhnthe1st May 21, 2012

Zoidberging

A person that just rambles about nothing in particular just to hear their voice

Oh god that guy is such a zoidberg he's zoidberging

by Evil genius October 13, 2012

Zoidberging

When her meat curtains flutter whilst in the act of flatulating.

Crack a window shes zoidberging!

by Von Chickenfoot July 17, 2017

Zoidbergism

The occurrence of reading a word of phrase in the voice of another. From the popular television series Futurama character, Dr Zoidberg.

Zoidbergism Example #1: "Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic... all we know is, he's called the Stig." (Read in Jeremy Clarkson's voice)

Zoidbergism Example #2: "I don't want to live on this planet any more." (Read in Prof. Farnsworth's voice)

by keto4life April 1, 2012