by adlene.liver96 August 20, 2017
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Did you see yesterday when I threw that New Zealand nut sack directly at that guys nut sack. He fell to ground cursing his ass off and he was holding his nuts for five minutes.
by Slimmy Meerkat December 3, 2013
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Zelal’s are powerful and determined people they make there own rules and are born leaders . They aren’t afraid of anyone and will speak there thoughts out loud if it comes to an unfair situation ; they will win . Zelal’s are talented ,creative people they are fast learners and are good at anything if you doubt her she will prove you wrong they are dream chasers and stubborn people !! Zelal’s are also fast people they like to finish anything as soon as they set there mind on it they could be and look a bit lazy but don’t think that she can’t do anything ! They are usually attention seekers and like to be apart of something exiting and adventurous they usually end in does situations in life but they are up for it ! They are naturally crazy and sarcastic people they have a weird set of mind and act differently but they are mature in most situations or events well most of them haha . They don’t fail to impress others and have big achievements they have a great figure and usually are insecure of themselves but they are beautiful then what they think they are there own friends (: they could be a bit confusing but people around them are used to it and adore it !! And that’s what a Zelal is , it’s a unique name but it has many meanings to it and maybe many more (;
Person 1 - “ is that zelal I thought she wouldn’t come “
Person 2 - “ I am not surprised but I know that this party is gonna get wild “
Person 3- “ yup she bring the fun in here can’t wait “
Person 2 - “ I am not surprised but I know that this party is gonna get wild “
Person 3- “ yup she bring the fun in here can’t wait “
by SakuraKisses June 8, 2020
Get the Zelal mug.A believer in a vaperware operating system designed by an advertising conglomerate front to a government project. These zealots claim their roots in a rarely used member of Web 2.0 technologies, the Chrome internet browser. The browser origins derived from a CIA scheme to gather intelligence on consumers using spyware to predict market swings, binge drinking at urban raves, rises in online discussions of conspiracy theories, trends in the porn industry, and communist activity in the far east. These believers, found in universities, wear the traditional rainbow colored suspenders indicative of the clan, and greet each other with the phrase “epic fail” followed by a rubbing of the left elbows. The FBI, perpetually suspicious of the CIA tricks against American citizens, invested millions in investigating the browser’s intelligence gathering activities but abandoned the case when cult membership dwindled to several dozen members. As the FBI director put it before the senate intelligence committee, “what can you expect from commi’s turned capitalists…it’s a total piece of shit. It serves the CIA right for putting Russians in charge of the project. It’s an epic boondoggle, a violation of the constitution, and a waste of money. The money would be better spent on electric mini-bikes, proving Joe Biden is Jimmy Hoffa, and a wax museum showcasing the late J. Edgar Hoover estate’s rare collection of pantyhose, corsets, and early twentieth century braziers.”
by stthomas_a_keen_ass October 6, 2009
Get the Chrome Zealot mug.The sexual act in which a bro manages to insert his flaccid dong into a woman's ass while simultaneously incubating his entire scrotum in her vagina. The goal is not to achieve sexual satisfaction, it is an act done in the shameless pursuit of giving warmth to one's genitals. The female need not know the motivation, but generally is not pleased with the outcome. The endgame, my friends, is to fall asleep in this state.
Yo Byron, did you hear that Gilgamesh pulled a Zealous Rasputin on Taybeesha last night? Oh yeah dude for sure, I heard that it was quite the event. She was reasonably livid about the whole thing but she grew to accept it. Who doesn't want a little bit of warmth in their life nigga?
by Manos Imilanololloolo June 29, 2013
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Girl: Did you see zeila yesterday
Other girl: yeah she gave me some good music to listen to
Girl: what kind
Other girl: my chemical romance and twenty one pilots
Other girl: yeah she gave me some good music to listen to
Girl: what kind
Other girl: my chemical romance and twenty one pilots
by Zeila March 14, 2017
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by peanut0421 January 28, 2019
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