Yousuf

A beautiful nerd who has so many friends but can also be very annoying and has anger issues

Wow, you are a yousuf!!!

by GINGER MONSTER HOYAAA November 22, 2021

Yousuf

Exposure to high enough quantities of marijuana and condoms that the testicles of the body literally fall due to crotch rot.

I have to go to the doctor because after 3 hours in Tijuana I have suffered a yousuf.

by DaShroomz February 7, 2009

Yousuf

has a big cock and will fuck your hoe

Yousuf is my bae

by Nathan Brar October 18, 2017

Yousuf

The fuck boy way of breaking up with someone that is so much hotter than you; usually over snapchat

Girl 1- did you hear what Shawn did?
Girl 2- N, What?
Girl 1- he pulled a yousuf on kanuqucra

by Kanuqura123 May 5, 2018

dirty yousuf

The act of placing a lit firework in a woman’s vagina, then placing her missionary and continuing to have anal sex with her. The man will then ejaculate right when the fire work goes off, giving her an explosive load.

Ethan: Do you know where Olivia is? I haven’t seen her in days!
Sam: She had an accident getting dirty Yousuf’d, and had to go to the hospital to get it treated

by thebrownisairborn April 14, 2020

mohammed yousuf

The ideal bestfriend who is loyal, trustworthy, cute, charmimg, adorable, sweet, kind-hearted.
he is the ideal boy friend and best friend. He amazes everyone with his smile and laugh. He is a genius and is smart.

Mo: Gee, look at that guy.
Yo: Yes he is an absolute mohammed yousuf

by ur kutty November 23, 2018

Yousuf is Slacking in Year 11

Internet meme about a 15 year old called "Yousuf Sidiqi", dubbed "king of the whole ocean" and "life is roblox" from Avondale College. The term gained significant attraction in the late August of 2023, as it is evident that Yousuf has been slacking in Year 11 in Avondale College. The meme has been spread widely across social media platforms - X (formerly Twitter), Instagram Reels, Tiktok.

DJ Khaled: Tell em to bring out the whole ocean!
Yousuf Sidiqi: I am failing ALL MY EXAMS in year 11!
DJ Khaled: Call me cinnamon toast crunch!
DJ Khaled: Yousuf is SLACKING in Year 11!

by Yousuf Sidiqi Is A Nigger August 24, 2023