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A man, born roughly 16-30 years before you. Usually married to Your Mom. Responsible for roughly 1/3 of your upbringing, via monetary support. Also A major factor in childhood traumatization, and hereditary alcoholism. In addition, Your Dad is one of the few people GUARANTEED to make sexy time with your mom on a regular basis.
Your dad is at the bar, AGAIN
Your Dad by The DickTater January 2, 2011
the one who happily stuck his dick in your mom
(back in the 70's) OH DADDY! FUCK ME!
your dad by your daddy March 12, 2004
Your dad left your mom for a man LOL XD
A comeback to kids that make fun of your family.
Kid 1: Your Mom
You: Your Dad
your dad by BadassMemes June 19, 2016
your mom snowboards
your dad by wipe April 8, 2003
your dad left to get the milk