brown your meat

1). To have sex with a negro
2). To have anal sex
3). Penis augmentation surgery with the intent of creating a franken negroid like cock

1). Paul browned his meat in Keisha

2). Dude - who'd you brown your meat in? Your dick tastes like shit!

3). 'Oh Bruce! I love what you did with your wiener! Did Dr. Johnson Brown your meat? It's so big and sexy now...you know how i love dark meat....gurp'

by doctor yamamoto August 26, 2010

brown your looms

To shit in your pants. References the color of fecal matter and Fruit Of The Loom underwear.

He thought he was going to let out a little fart but he ended up browning his looms! He had to stop what he was doing, go straight home and wash all that horror out of his pants. Treacherous!

(variation of "brown your looms")

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

Chris Brown your ass

when you feel you need to beat a woman

if you don't finish washing the dishes i am going to Chris Brown your ass!!

by spydermann01 May 1, 2009

brown your pants

when you shit your pants and theres nothing you can do about it so you gotta walk around with dump in your pants.

Josh:"man i totally tried to fart in latin class, instead i browned my pants."
Roy:"i thought i smelt something."

by elyk April 6, 2005

Go Chris Brown on your A$$.

To unload or threaten to unload a smack down, or bite, or 'pwn a fool, for a known, or unknown reason.
and then maybe feel bad about it, or not.

These girls just showed up at my house, and didn't take their shoes off, so I said to each of them Imma "Go Chris Brown on your A$$.".. unless you politely take your shoes off.

by eJTvo February 16, 2009

Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother

Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother

You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother

by GoodlukXIII March 6, 2010

your eyes are getting brown

used instead of full of shit

you didn't go to school today, your eyes are getting brown

by albie July 31, 2008