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Shit your eye

When someone is making fun of you and you want to send the person to hell but more! and you don't want to use the f-word.
Carter: Congratulations Mr. Obama for the Nobel Prize. Remind me, what did you get it for?

Obama: Shit your eye!

Carter: Shit your own eye!
by peterSKhiking January 7, 2010
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close your eyes and count to ten

A method used to avoid blowing your cool and when wanting a person or something to go away.
During certain situations its best to close your eyes and count to ten.
by jpg3 November 6, 2011
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Used to put someone bad in their place.
Oh dont cry, I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
by DanielFromSL September 8, 2018
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the light behind your eyes

A really great song by MCR that WILL make you cry if you are already feeling things.
I was listening to 'The Light Behind Your Eyes' by MCR and it was AWESOME!!
by your alter-ego February 19, 2017
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You got corn cobs in your ears

Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.
You must not have heard me or do you got corn cobs in your ears?
by TV CAR April 10, 2010
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apple of your eye

someone that is very special to you is the apple of your eye.
by berrrnn November 25, 2014
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