Killing younglings

A euphemism for masturbating used by fans of Star Wars. A quotable gem from the shitty prequels.

"Sorry, I had to kill some younglings last night"

Obi-Wan - "I have seen a security hologram of him killing younglings"

by Juzzfusion January 26, 2010

Youngling Slayer 5000

The official name of Anakin and Luke Skywalker's lightsaber. It has done many things, such as slaying younglings. It can also be a synonym for the greek word "Malakas"

(Depressed)This dagger has killed my parents...
(Excited) This is the Youngling slayer 5000?!

by Thathandleisalreadyinuebysomeo May 13, 2021

Younglinging

The act of making a child shut up/not annoying in the most efficient way possible. The first person to do so was Anakin Skywalker.

Person 1: "Yoo did you watch Star Wars Episode 3? That was so dope!!!"
Person 2: "I know right? My favourite part is when Anakin did some younglinging after turning into Vader!"
Person 1: "Wait whats younglin-" "Nevermind"

by FuckYouCthullu December 22, 2020

younglinging

The art of murdering children, but only if they deserve it.

Man, do I love younglinging. It's truly the best part of waking up!

by Benusse December 22, 2020

Younglinging

The act of murdering children that deserve it.

"I participate in weekly younglinging."
''I heard that John does younglinging."

by dingodingus December 22, 2020

Younglinging

The art of killing a child, but only when they deserve it.

"We stanakin Anakin for these glorious things that he's taught us, like younglinging people when they deserve it."

by Kromium December 22, 2020

Younglings

Something you can say when your a star wars fan and your threatening sameone

ILL FUCKING YOUNGLINGS YOU

Dude I wanna youngling him

by GaiRetard November 5, 2017