Killing younglings

A euphemism for masturbating used by fans of Star Wars. A quotable gem from the shitty prequels.

"Sorry, I had to kill some younglings last night"

Obi-Wan - "I have seen a security hologram of him killing younglings"

by Juzzfusion January 26, 2010

Youngling Slayer 5000

The official name of Anakin and Luke Skywalker's lightsaber. It has done many things, such as slaying younglings. It can also be a synonym for the greek word "Malakas"

(Depressed)This dagger has killed my parents...
(Excited) This is the Youngling slayer 5000?!

by Thathandleisalreadyinuebysomeo May 13, 2021

Younglinging

The act of making a child shut up/not annoying in the most efficient way possible. The first person to do so was Anakin Skywalker.

Person 1: "Yoo did you watch Star Wars Episode 3? That was so dope!!!"
Person 2: "I know right? My favourite part is when Anakin did some younglinging after turning into Vader!"
Person 1: "Wait whats younglin-" "Nevermind"

by FuckYouCthullu December 22, 2020

Henny Youngman problem

A problem that is best solved by avoiding the problematic situation. From the old Henny Youngman joke: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this!" "Don't do that."

I inflated my mountain bike tires to 110 psi, and they exploded right off the rims.

So don't do that. That's a Henny Youngman problem.

by dumbled0re September 25, 2008

younglinging

The art of murdering children, but only if they deserve it.

Man, do I love younglinging. It's truly the best part of waking up!

by Benusse December 22, 2020

Youngan

means young person.

- a way of calling out to someone that is young. Similar to jit.

Aye what is that youngan doin?

by Badass Jit January 24, 2021

YoungDan-ing

YoungDan is the God of all Gods..when you are 'YoungDan-ing' you are praising YoungDan.

Last night i was YoungDan-ing.(I was praising YoungDan last night)

by Purple Ronnie July 12, 2003