Yousefferson

The distance an arab will travel before demanding faster transportation (100m).

Ahmed demanded a closer parking spot because it was more than a yousefferson to the door.

by BlackAtom November 3, 2010

Yousef Kazlak

The sexiest upcoming engineer to exist. With a huge following on social media, everyone is asking for a moment with him because he is literally one of the hottest people on earth. He is an Amazing person with a kind personality and a VERY loving heart

Oh my god is that Yousef Kazlak????
OMG yass queen that's him

by maredwa4we4ny69 November 23, 2021

Bomber Yousef

He likes fucking men and cumming inside a piggy bank at night and make baby’s with it. Also he likes sucking off dildos

Bomber Yousef is the dumbest shit i’ve ever seen

by yousefgotrapedbyaangel November 3, 2020

yousef

a guy with a smile on his face who likes to help everyone ,most probably has a sally bestfriend, you’d never see a sad yousef ,very lovable and most probably egyptian .

1;yousef gave me the whole english quiz when he was tryna help!

2; yousef sounds like a good guy,is he friends with sally and heba?!
1; yes he is!

by hebas bestfriend May 14, 2018

Yousef

He is the G.O.A.T and gets any lady just by winking at them 😉 He has a shlong never a shmeet and is a beast in bed.

"I just wanna have a yousef to destroy me booty"-sommer ray

by Sommer ray1669 March 27, 2017

Yousef

Sexiest Egyptian alive. Will surely drop all the ladies jaws in astonishment due to his incredibly good looks. Females have no choice other than bending over in front of him.

Oh god is that Yousef! Why do I have the sudden urge of wanting to suck him off?! There's nothing else to say, he's amazing.

by Skater1000 January 29, 2014

Youseff

A Youseff is a creepy paedophile egytian, commonly found in the bushes outside your house wearing nothing but a creepy smile that no-one is really all that comfortable with. Youseff's are known to keep Hit Lists of their enemies and will add you to it for even recoiling in horror at his stench. If confronted by a Youseff, run. Fast. As far away as your legs will take you without breaking off. Even then, crawl, till your hands are bloody stumps. If escaped is not possible, a highly recommended defence is to play the song "Walk Like An Egyptian", this will cause a Youseff to fall into a trance like state of walking like an egytian. Use this time to escape. The reward for killing a Youseff is $5.50 or two Asian sex slaves.

"Ah, what the fuck is that....Its hurting my eyes....ah fuck it's a Youseff, shit, where's my Ipod!?!?"

by Peter Reynes September 18, 2008