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YOLOing it 

The act of refusing to put on a condom: unprotected sexual intercourse.

Usually ends badly.
Chris: "We were in the bathroom, her ass going wild when I revealed I was YOLOing it."

Mike: "What'd she say?"

Chris: "I think she was too drunk to hear what I said"

Mike: "I heard she got pregnant"

Chris: "Fuk."
YOLOing it by TheLonelyAtoll February 28, 2014
Screaming at someone loudly like Yoko Ono. Usually for or small and trivial reasons
Me: My mom started yokoing at me I got in trouble in class.

Friend: Shit. I'm glad my mom doesn't do that.
Yokoing by Hunter Kiernan March 17, 2022

egg yolking

Place of origin: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.
The (probably imaginary) fetish of enlarging one's testicle(s), through lack of use or medical illness, to the point of cartoonish proportions. Then, once 'full', bursting said testicle(s) all over a sexual partner.
"I haven't had sex in so long, I may end up egg yolking the next girl I hook up with."

Ballsack Yolking 

The act of pulling down on ones testicles and letting go this causing them to slap against the bottom of the shaft
Man see that guy over there he's always hard I guess he does major ballsack Yolking
To make out; kissing with tongue; kissing heavily
We got kicked out of the restaurant because we were yoling too much.
Yoling by stangrider September 5, 2010
the act of deliberately wasting time while having other important responsibilities; most specifically related to academic obligations.
example #1- I have a midterm tomorrow but I'm just yolking.

example #2- I am a college student; yolkin' is my major.
Yolking by Ray2008 May 27, 2008