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yeetus the fetus 

"yeetus the fetus" is a word commonly used by Faith. it is basically throwing a small thing. although people do use this word just randomly. the back round to this word comes from the culture of middle schoolers, it is used in many traditions as well but originates from the Middle schoolers religion. it is unknown who created this word but thousands of years ago they would pray to the fetus god to give them food and they would sacrifice a lamb and throw it off the bridge while chanting "YEETUS THE FETUS!!" over and over again to pray to their god.
" hey suzie throw this out for me."
" OK Annabelle.."
throws in in the trash
"YEETUS THE FETUS!"
"hahaha suzie your so funny"
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Yeetus the Fetus Commit Self Deletus 

Abort the baby and commit die.
Also could mean that you either abort the baby or kill yourself.

Yeetus the fetus, don’t drink diabeetus 

When you’re feeling weird and need something to say, “yeetus the fetus, don’t drink diabeetus” is a go-to sating. It’s usually used under the context of when after someone has said something strange or funny.
Dude 1: bro, did you know Micheal Jackson’s pronouns are hee/hee?

Dude 2: haha! Yeetus the fetus, don’t drink diabeetus!

Magitus said yeetus the fetus and commit self deletus 

Yeetus to the Fetus 

Usually meaning a type of slang that youths use to define "yeet" to the fetus, a developing baby in the womb. Yeetus to the Fetus, may be used to "roast", "burn" another person. It can also be used to define a feeling of frustration, but is usually used out of context.
Person 1: "Yeetus to the Fetus!"
Person 2: "Bro, what?"

This example shows someone using the phrase out of context, as in not for an actual meaning.

Yeetus to the fetus and throw the child. 

Basically saying goodbye to this child and chucking it.
Mother: Babe, the child won't stop crying!
Father: Then say yeetus to the fetus and throw the child. *throws the creature away*

Yeetus McGeetus the Fetus from the same Uteritous 

A genetically related sibling from the same mother.
She's my Yeetus McGeetus the Fetus from the same Uteritous!